Regulus: James' Birthday Is Coming Up. Sirius: Yeah, We Planned Something For Him- Regulus: I'm Gonna

Regulus: James' birthday is coming up. Sirius: Yeah, we planned something for him- Regulus: I'm gonna propose to him. Sirius: Oh. Propose what? Regulus: No, sirius, I'm gonna propose to him. Sirius: Like, propose a business deal with him? Regulus: No, i'm going to ask him to marry me. Sirius: Your-YOU'RE GONNA PROPOSE TO HIM?!? You aren't even dating!! Regulus: Regulus: We've been dating for 2 years. Did James not tell you?! He told me he told you!! Sirius: NO?! Regulus: Sirius: Regulus: I'm gonna kill him. Sirius: Oh, So am I.

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Friendship Test

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Friendship Test is a 10+ hour long narrative-focused RPG maker game that follows a friendprogram, a robot built to be a perfect friend, as they travel a mysterious lab and encounters multiple Programs in need of help (and friendship). But perhaps being the best friend you can be isn’t truly what FriendProgram wants… Is that so wrong?

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I hope my game is fun even if you don’t know much about these topics, hopefully it can even help more people find out or understand different aspec identities better!

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Oh, yeah!! I drew mine and my friend's Oc together. They're besties

Calla & Surabhi!! (Old pic. It has been updated but I'm going to sleep so. SURABHI BELONGS TO @defenestratehumanity)

Oh, Yeah!! I Drew Mine And My Friend's Oc Together. They're Besties

Calla is on the left, Surabhi on the right.

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nail - march 3 - black brothers - trans!Regulus - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 267

“Guess what Mother told me today,” Regulus said flatly, walking into Sirius’s room without permission and slamming the door behind himself.

“Hey, did you know there’s a new invention? S’called knocking. Try it,” Sirius mumbled, not looking over from where he was gazing into the mirror, carefully applying black eyeliner to his waterline.

“Hey, did you know there’s a new invention? It’s called not being a prat. Try it,” Regulus retorted, throwing himself onto Sirius’s bed. “Now, do you want to hear, or not?”

Sirius placed his eyeliner down and turned. “Fine. Go on.”

“She told me I need to start dressing like a girl, because that’s what society expects. That I should get over my little phase. That I should be more like you, because you dress like a boy, just like you’re supposed to,” Regulus said, rolling his eyes and grimacing as he repeated the words.

But Sirius was too busy narrowing his eyes and looking down at himself. As he did so, Regulus grinned, because he knew Sirius was thinking exactly what he was.

“She thinks I meet societal expectations?” he asked bemusedly, waving a hand over his outfit.

“Yes,” Regulus nodded gleefully. "More than me, anyway."

“Me. The son who paints his nails bright blue, wears more eyeliner than the average girl, rocks skinny jeans, and has hair below his shoulders?” Sirius demanded, looking dumbfounded. “While you, who wears normal pants and button downs and shit, are an embarrassment?”

“Yes,” Regulus agreed, smirking. 

“Fuck. I’ve obviously failed. Should I start wearing glitter?” Sirius asked, turning back to his reflection.

“Wouldn’t hurt…” Regulus chuckled.

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