Found That Over At Mastodon

Anyone wanna help me fund the building of a replica of the pyramids right in the center of Texas?

You wish to join the hoard don't you?

You wouldn't download a great sword

Mice if that fucker Issac Newton didn't screw everything up for us

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

They're there for moral support

Baby chameleons help eliminate fruit flies

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RIP my beloved hamster Mathew, who was tragically corrupted by an Eldritch artifact and jumped into a volcano

Whenever I read a comma in text I actually speed up, fuck you and your ideas of pacing and emphasis

I put my hand into a lovely, lovely pile of fluffy looking metal shavings expecting them to be soft and gentle, but no! I am forsaken and backstabbed and now I have cuts on my hand :(

It is not a bit, it is not a funny, it is not a meme. It is a joke, and it you find them funny you are supposed to laugh not slightly exhale

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god