Jermle

Oh I see what this is, your tricking me into getting a fursona (cat)

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

The flesh

Cats have legs

and they move

Tables have legs

and they don’t move

so it’s not the legs that cause motion but something else entirely

Some of the setting's creatures are literally just mundane animals completely indistinguishable from real-life ones just with fancier names. "Swamp wyrms" are just alligators. "Dicorns" are just gazelles. "Dire mice" are just rats. "Zangloraths" are just bears.

Bestiary of our world written by halflings.

Idk guys I think this unreliable narrator guy might not be the most trustworthy

They can be scary or cute depending on what the situation demands

People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this

More like shoebill dork

Shout out to this one dnd rat art that's been in every player's handbook since 4th edtion

Mice if that fucker Issac Newton didn't screw everything up for us

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

Did anyone tell Ford

hes big now

I saw 3 lights in a reflection and thought shit I must be seeing triple, turns out I was standing under a lamp with 3 lightbulbs