relationship advice:
get a dog instead
this is my contribution to the fandom
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that was what happened right??
inspired by this amazing post
I hate when there’s a big ass bug in the room and someone’s like “LEAVE IT ALONE!” … why are you defending the bug for??? I don’t know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??
Spencer I swear to god 👉🏻
Hey. What if I started calling you my fire crotch?
Spence no
This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!
-Yamino
P.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!