Thought I’d Update The Masses I Infact Did Not Go To School … Faked Sick 👅👅 WE UPPPP

just saw a vid of a lesbo couple set to apple cider by beabadoobee… hope they’re happy.. CUNTS…

taking antibiotics 4 times a day so my flesh doesn’t rot off ♥️ is this coquette

MAY!!! ITS MAY!!! LIFE IS SO WORTH LIVING!!! guys may-august are THE BEST months oh my god i love spring and summer and everything that comes with it holy shitttt

I get so sad when I see road kill like they were probably just trying to cross the street to their babies and they just got ran over 🙁

just remembered that one time when i was heavy in my ed where i broke a 4 day fast with lettuce dipped in hot sauce. LIKE I DIDNT ENJOY THAT IM CRYING I WAS SO STUPID LMFAOOO

i wanna bitchslap the old me this is why i’m eating saltwater taffy rn AFTER eating a fatass burger for dinner. LIFE IS LIT DAWG

dissected a chicken wing in my anatomy class and got to be the designated knife wielder🔥 my friends understood what i was meant for

daily affirmations

wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated

dressing like a little boy again after being all fancy yesterday feels like those videos where they release wild animals back into nature

“shark infested waters” boy that’s their living room what

i’ll say i like true crime and ppl look at me like i’m insane. no i don’t like the kind thats like “omg i want to fuck the murderer!! omg soooo interesting listen to me yap abt this brutal murder while i do my grwm!!” i like the kind that’s respectful of the victim and explains things with empathy. it’s not that difficult like hello someone died why are you acting like it’s highschool gossip