Operation Pick A Career For The Foreseeable Future And Also Pick A Major For Said Career And Then Pick

bruh it’s 9am and i’ve already finished all the nyt games what am i supposed to do for the rest of the day 🥀🥀

loser lesbian summer oh my goodness i am so excited,,, i will drive around listening to the most awful music and wear the stupidest jorts and overall make it known i am a faggot with no play but goddamn i will enjoy every second of it

i love having friends that say i love you to eachother like fuck yes i love you!!! i love you to the ends of the earth and back again you’re all my favorite people!!!! it’s so sweet ugh i know love exists because i am surrounded by it

everyone who has ever fumbled me should feel a deep sense of shame and self loathing because why would u fumble such an authentic wondrous esoteric whimsical joypilled baddie like are you insane …

i don’t wanna go to SCHOOOLLLLLLNOODXFVGV NOOOO DONT SEND ME THERE PLEASEEEESSS

saw this fuckass sign and was fully ready to believe it said “stop the sigma” until my dumbass reread it

my parents couldn’t pick between thought daughter or thot daughter so now i just have d cups and depression

i want my titties pierced so bad bruh but i CANT bc i’m a stupid MINOR wth it’s not like adults haven’t seen these mfs before,,it takes two seconds this is so unfair 🥀🥀

got bit by a brown recluse. not once, not twice, THREE TIMES. dude must’ve got stuck in my pant leg a few days ago and i’ve finally realized what the bites are from. ughhshshhhs i’m COOKED

“cats can’t claw self portraits” god forbid my cat is artistically gifted???

(context- i cut a cats face onto my thigh while i was in my insane era and it’s scarred and isn’t going away like at all)