Decaffeinatedfreakturtlelan-blog - Hanging By A Thread

One solution to the male loneliness epidemic could be mandatory feminization

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Me(a practicing occultist/satanist of 7 years):*approaches my mom with three miniature baphomet statues in one hand and a box cutter in the other*

My Christian mother:😐…can I help you🤨

Me: can you cut me so I can but blood on these

My mom:…

Me:…

My Christian nurse mother: first of all I’m not cutting you with a rusty box cutter

Me:☹️

My mom: second of all there’s a way easier way of doing this that won’t probably lead to an infection *leaves and comes back with an insulin needle*

Me: wait

My mom: *grabs one of my fingers and squeezes it to cut off circulation* hold still

Me: *me freaking out because I think this I gonna hurt* waitwaitwaitwaitwait

Mom:*poke*

Me:

Mom:

Me: oh

Mom: yeah you dramatic weirdo

i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!