I Hate The Part Of Depression That’s Like All The Things That Bring Me Joy Are Empty And I Can’t

by Dustin Smith

My brother and I have repeatedly had the same bitter argument about whether Hitler in the Cars universe would be a Mercedes-Benz since that was his real car (my stance) or a Volkswagen, since Hitler was involved with its manufacturing (his stance). I say he's wrong, since how could Hitler be around to design the early Volkswagen if he WAS one? Anyways I'd love to know your take on the issue, but if you don't want to touch this shit that's fine too

HHHHHHHHhhhhhhh ok the only thing I can say on this is that the implied Cars universe lore is insane - yes, all of World War 2 happened. it was analogous to human World War 2.

i know you know this, but for those who don't know: a spin-off that included sentient Planes showed them having flashbacks to the aerial fights over the Pacific. it's...yeah.

why did pixar do this?? who the FUCK knows.

so, as far as we know, Cars do not reproduce NOR do they manufacture each other, so no car could "create" another. they talk of the "Great Manufacturer" who is a god-like figure, but it's unclear whether this deity is human-like or car-like. we also don't know if the deity is LITERAL.

we have no idea where Cars come from - no infant cars are ever seen, and no manufacturing plants are ever shown.

your stance makes more logical sense according to Cars lore.

wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know

Lottie: you’re even more like your mom than your mom is

Callie:

i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

BLACK NARCISSUS 1947 | dir. The Archers

Joan Crawford in HUMORESQUE (1946) dir. Jean Negulesco

THE HANDMAIDEN (2016) — dir. Park Chan-Wook