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Me: *reads fanfiction*

Me: *receives text*

Me: *swipes it away*

Me: sorry, but im Too Busy Sinning™

Sylvia Plath was right

Matthew Daddario photographed by Joupin Ghamsari for 1883 Magazine

Did I just pull an all nighter watching American Vandal? Yes. Do I regret it? No. Do I have strong feelings about those 27 spray painted dicks on those 27 cars? You bet your ass I do.

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

Dearly Beloved is the perfect nerd song to play at your wedding because people would be like “yo this song is so pretty what is it called??” and you can just be like “Dearly Beloved” and they’ll think its specifically for weddings, not from a videogame that features Mickey Mouse beating up monsters with a key

Marvel: “Captain America is a HYDRA agent and has been all along

Me:

the last supper was basically jesus cracking open his last cold one w the boys