Me: *wakes Up*

me: I think it’s important to understand that our favorite characters aren’t perfect and we should accept that they have flaws in order to relate to them more

someone: points out a flaw in my favorite character

me: what the fuck did u just say

Logging onto Tumblr

anxiety: all your friends are annoyed by you

me, putting folders on the table: um nice try but that's not what the evidence says

anxiety, pushing folders off the table: what evidence

me: damn u right

In Super Mario Sunshine, the Toads in Delfino Plaza are always seen worrying about Peach after her kidnapping. However, their expressions only become distraught when Mario approaches. As long as he is far away, their faces are happy.

reasons people think i give and recommend they read certain books: so that they can enjoy them and gain a sense of fulfilment

actual reasons I give and recommend people read books: so that they suffer, because I have suffered, in solitude, unable to find peace till the day when my pain dwells in another and they look at me, knowingly, with a look of crestfallen understanding as they too have felt the sharp twist of those words upon their souls and it brings me the slightest of comforts in these bleak times

*raises hand in class* can i jump out the window

bastille - send them off

me: I’m so chill me: :) [screams]