Ah Yes. Me. My Boyfriend. And ALL Of His Birds  

garbage day error by loverofpiggies

Secrets secrets

Cross and XChara belong to Jakei95

Epic belongs to yugogeer012

Transcript:

Cross: Hey Epic, I’ve always wondered… And you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to… But how did you get your scar?

Epic: Oh, this old thing? I just fell pretty hard down the stairs (pretty embarrassing…)

Epic: And you, bruh? How did YOU get your scar?

Cross: Wh- ME?

Cross: A… a cat scratched me when I tried to get it down from a tree

Epic: Eye see…

Epic and XChara: This guy SUCKS at lying!!!

Cross: ((beating up “stairs” in his head))

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I want a story from Fyodor's perspective but it turns out he's just as unhinged as the protagonist of Crime and Punishment. Like I just want scenes that we've already witnessed from other people's perspectives where Fyodor's outwardly playing the level headed mastermind, but this time we get his internal monologue and he's always two seconds away from loosing it entirely.

After successfully pulling off his murder spree on Ace's ship he just goes and lies face down on his bed for a week, flipping between being sick at what he's done and then proclaiming his own genius the next. Throwing about his things in a fit of disgust and then sadly picking them back up again.

Fyodor zoning out during one of his and Dazai's prison conversations because he's gone from admiring Dazai's smarts to picturing murdering him with an axe and then chastising himself for thinking of such crude methods. Meanwhile Dazai has started throwing things at the barrier to get Fyodor's attention again, until Fyodor decides actually axe murder is the correct thought.

I want him stood with that practiced smile on his face as Nikolai is explaining his prison break game, meanwhile there's a smaller internal version of Fyodor screaming and crying about how unfortunate his choice in minions is.

Laughing as he injects himself with a deadly poison outwardly and inwardly just going "shitshitshit- I can't back out, Dazai's doing it, so I have to, he can't look braver than me, better laugh too, hahaha, Dazai you fool you've injected yourself too, WHY AM I DOING THIS, I HATE NEEDLES, I WANT MY BED."

I just think Fyodor deserves to be a mess as much as the other geniuses.

Sorry, I got sick of this sketch

There’s this popular tradition in Germany called “Kaffeeklatsch” which is when you and a group of friends gather to gossip or chat over coffee, and it had me thinking. Medic is DEF a massive gossip he just pretends not to be. He knows about everybody and he keeps track of that shit. His medical records for everyone is chock full of petty info and he and Pauling discuss it together all the time like Highschoolers

in honor of pride month

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

Mediscout commission!!

art req!

Epic x cross? :-D

I tallyed up the most commonly requested ship because I couldn’t decide which one to do for Valentine’s Day,,, and it seems like you crepic fans won so congratulations. Happy Valentine’s Day for you guys out there