Baby, I Only Post Flops

The fact that “The King Of Cats tries to seduce a Edwardian ghost twink” is a legit plot point in this show just fucking sends me

Imagine how it’d feel to have a Time Machine…

Wonder what I could do with it?

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Hi Neil! I was just wondering, since I know how large your audience is, if you could maybe share my friend’s gofundme for their top surgery? They’re struggling to raise funds at the moment.

No problem if not! Have a good day <3

Sure!

my kuchipatchi plush comes to life to help me

it's illegal to not say "oh big stretch" when your dog does a Big Stretch

send a virtual hug to the person you reblogged this from

not my titkok but SDFKJSFDKSFDJFDLKJSFDLKFDSLJKFSD

i really need to stop saying everything that pops into my head

this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent