Take Figures Out Of Their Boxes Btw. Sew Patches On Your Favorite Jacket. Go To Bed With Your Favorite

People often praise me for my story ideas so I figured: Why not try to monetize that skill?

Would you pay for me to help you develop an OC/novel outline/worldbuilding project/etc?

We would sit together (figuratively, via Discord or email) to help you:

Think through details

Streamline your ideas

Flesh out your world and characters

Identify and fix problems and plot holes

Create outlines and prompts as a starting point

For pricing I think

OCs: $15

Worldbuilding: $30

Novel outline: $50

Though I'm very flexible on pricing.

Teen should not be a porn category pass it on

A book crystallized in the ocean

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

I've been thinking a lot about AI generated porn. This is porn with people who don't do sexual content, didn't consent to have their face/body molded into porn, and obviously are not being rightfully compensated for this content and the use of their likeness.

Not only is this abusive, but I can't help but think that this goes wayyyy beyond the scope of harassment, impersonation, or any laws that this would justly fit into. It's sexual harassment but 10 times more abusive and can be done to anyone from celebrities and politicians to school teachers, doctors, your friends, and your neighbors. If someone wishes to violate you through AI, they can with little to no repercussions. Imagine you couldn't get a job or accepted to a college because a fuck head made an AI pornographic video of you and its almost indistinguishable from you personally.

The mental toll that it would take to get over that is immeasurable. Imagine a cnc scene that's AI generated with a victim of rape. And they see that. What's the crime there? Obviously, that's a crime, and the people who generate this content are scum of the Earth and deserve to be prosecuted to full extent.

If you pay for this content then what the actual fuck are you doing with your life? There are REAL CREATORS who CONSENT to making sexual content. Many of them do custom videos ! Like what the actual fuck?!?! If your just doing it because of the lack of consent your no better than a rapist. And that isn't a hot take.

Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

Writers, please, please, please, I am begging you

I know we don't vibe with Mary Sues, and I know we like watching characters fail...

But if your character is the world's best assassin, they shouldn't be botching nearly every single step of every single job just because the plot demands it. If your character is one of the greatest fighters to ever live, they can't badly lose every single fight the plot throws at them and then barely win the final confrontation. If your character is a competent military strategist, they need at least a few small successes during the course of the plot. If your character is an experienced leader, they can't be constantly making the kind of missteps that realistically would cause their subordinates to lose confidence in them.

If your character is good at something. Show them being good at it.

AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

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