Deal-of-the-damned - My Reprieve

this is one of the most insane things I’ve seen

HARUNO SAKURA

The Haters may hate her, as much as they want..

..but, it really doesn’t matter, cuz even their own favs, love her.

Naruto Uzumaki

“Check it out! Superhuman lady ninja teacher, Haruno Sakura!” (Sakura Hiden)

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Sasuke Uchiha

“So she has become a ninja people can count on? Then I can’t stop either.“  (Sasuke Shinden) 

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Kakashi Hatake

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Tsunade Senju

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Sarada Uchiha

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Hashirama Senju

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Ino Yamanaka

“I wonder if it wasn’t also because her beloved hero Sakura was right there in front of her. You don’t know? You’re super popular with the younger ranks. You’re a medical ninja, but a strong fighter. And on top of that, you’re great at your job and beautiful. All that, you’re bound to be popular.”

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Shizune

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Shikamaru Nara

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Rock Lee

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Lady Chiyo

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Sasori

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Gaara

“Medical-nin were precious assets in the front lines for saving lines, but they couldn‟t really be compared to a shinobi of Gaara‟s class, because there would be an incredible difference in the skill of their taijutsu. Haruno Sakura of Konohagakure was the rare exception for that rule. “

“But then, take Konoha’s Haruno Sakura for example. She didn’t come from an unusual bloodline, but her strength made her an outstoundingly great shinobi. “

(Source: Gaara Hiden)

Jiraiya

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Sai Yamanaka

“We strung up one of Kido’s subordinates. Although seeing how things have turned out, I guess you were okay by yourself.” Sai grinned wryly.

Source: Sakura Hiden

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Boruto Uzumaki

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White Zetsu

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Hinata Hyuga

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Karin Uzumaki

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Morio - Iwagakure Nin

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Wasabi Izuno

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Gigi

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Kido - ANBU HIRE-UP/OFFICER

 “Just like a medical ninja to figure it out. Sharp Insight”

“A woman of superhuman strength, just as word had it,” Kido said

“That is an almost terrifying destructive power. To be able to injure my body when it’s enhanced by the Tailed Beast drug”

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.Konohamaru

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Shino

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Suigetsu

“But, aren’t everyone connected to Sasuke like super strong?”  (about Team 7, Sasuke Shinden: Book of Sunrise)

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Masashi Kishimoto

“My wife is a strong Woman. So, I guess, I can say that she is more similar to Sakura.”

YOU hate JK Rowling!

But also some autistic people will never be able to function perfectly even with all of accommodations and cant communicate any thing to be listened to and they should still be respected and not call weird or burden

i think the biggest gripe i rly have with the "no kink in public! no pda!" people is that these issues are all them problems. like. how do i explain this. if you're uncomfortable with someone wearing an o-ring necklace in public then that is because the presence of sexuality stirs negative emotions within you. the two solutions to that are to either deal with it or to impose rules that prevent others from doing that.

the problem with imposing these rules is that there is no clear line between what is and isn't kink, what is and isn't a sex thing, and if you try to say "no sex stuff in public!" you are opening your community to the kind of scrutiny that lets authority figures decide what is and isn't a socially acceptable display of sexuality. which is how we end up with terfs and homophobes claiming that drag should be made illegal because it's a sex thing and the existence of effeminate gay men somehow threatens children.

i much prefer the solution that involves the sex-averse person just getting over it or, idk, taking responsibility for themselves. you are never going to eradicate sex from your life completely because it's a part of human existence but if it makes you that uncomfortable you can remove yourself from certain spaces, curate your online experiences, check doesthedogdie for content that you might find triggering, etc. ultimately you should be unpacking why sex offends you so much. why do you find it uncomfortable? is it jarring? maybe you've had traumatic experiences in the past that you need to work through without imposing unreasonable expectations on the people around you. maybe you're just not interested in sex, or are asexual, or find it annoying. you're allowed to find it annoying and uncomfortable and to want no part in it, but that doesn't warrant a "get sex out of my face forever!!" mentality. you don't get to harass people for whom that is an important part of their lives. the tgirl wearing a dog collar who is existing in the same room as you is not sexually assaulting you, she's just wearing a dog collar. get over it.

Zutara incorrect quotes because BRAINROT

Zuko: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Katara: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Zuko: I don't have time for their problems.

Zuko: Wait you like me? For my personality?

Katara: I know, I was surprised too.

Zuko: I owe you one.

Katara: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Katara: I feel like doing something stupid.

Zuko: I’m stupid, do me.

Zuko: What are you in the mood for?

Katara: World domination.

Zuko: That's a bit ambitious.

Katara: You are my world.

Zuko: Aww...

Katara:

Zuko:

Katara:

Zuko: OH.

Katara, trying to flirt with Zuko: I think both of our families suck.

One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

Ohhhhhh...

Okay, guys, I’m an idiot. When I was a kid, I thought Zuko got shot in the stomach with lightening and was really confused about how he survived, but I was soooo wrong.

He survived because he DID redirect it. He catches it with his left hand

But he had to jump to catch it so he isn’t grounded. He has to try to direct lightening around his heart into his stomach while he’s falling.

And as soon as he hits the ground, he directs it out his right hand

I always wondered why his burn scar didn’t look any different before and after Katara healed him. Then I realized, the visible superficial burn wasn’t the issue. The whole time he was falling, he was trying to control lightening that was literally burning him from the inside out.

Damn, son, that’s fucking metal.

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?