Nintendo: (Drops Breath Of The Wild 2 Trailer With Creepy Corpse Of Ganon)

As a new author on ao3 still getting used to people reading my story (and actually liking them for some reason) I was prepared for a lot of things.

An animal crossing marriage proposal was not one of them.

After playing through the entirety of age of calamity, I can officially say my enemy was the map the entire time.

I. Cannot. Express. The. Emotion. I. Feel. Right. Now. Checking. This. Story. Every. Single. Day. And. Then. Just. Seeing. It’s. Update. On. Fucking. TUMBLR.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH GUESS WHO DID A THING it’s me, I uh…I did. give it a looksie?

I know it’s a guardian and all, but I saw this and my mind went “AMGRY CRAB”

Holymoly what is that !?

“I never thought the rito champion would be so...”

Arrogant, stuck up, prissy, short, self absorbed, tsundere, young, over dramatic, dismissive, argumentative, flashy, sarcastic, assholish, rude, sassy, dry- If there’s a word to discribe all of this, it’s Revali.

And everybody wants to be imposter -_-

Slacking during project 😂

(Doubt)

what if the Egg Guardian doesn't actually die/get corrupted but ends up being our Companion character in the Sequel? like it's just there to setup for BotW 2 via vague hints & build up for new mysteries & like gets trapped under ground at the end of the game?

‘sup anon just wanna let you know that I’m always right and am incapable of being wrong ever 

A bit of hair drawing practice, with sparkles of course.

I’m not finished playing through age of calamity (stuck on fort hateno level). But after everyone going batshit crazy over the new villian for a month or two, I gotta say he... kinda sucks. I mean, between time travel, new champions meeting old, and the egg- another middle aged dude with black magic is just another Tuesday. He’s not even hot smh.

Link: ...who are you again?

Astor: I am the seer!

Link: Oh yeah... yeah, You’re part of the Yiga clan right?

Astor: No! I plan to-

Link: are you allied with the calamity or not?

Astor: Yes, I-

-Link stabs Astor, who falls to the ground and dies-

Link: so, anyways back to defeating ganon

I’ll update this post if anything intresting with him happens, idk maybe he turns out to be the biggest bad of them all? Like I said, still on fort hateno level.

None of my friends play Genshin impact so here I am putting this on tumblr like a grandma on Facebook who has nobody to tell to about her son’s divorce.

I logged on just to see if I could get the new character, was not expecting to get anything. I’m looking at my phone as I press the 10 wishes button expecting like maybe ten weapons and at most a three star character. I was already looking up how to pay for more wishes because no way I get any five star character.

I GOT JEAN AND XIAO. FIRST. TRY.

WHAT THE FUCK.