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You know, I'm not surprised at all about the invention of the chainsaw. Why don’t you look up why Kellogg’s Cornflakes were invented, that’s definitely fun!

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

These rides look like attractions that you’d find in Troublemaker Theme Park from Spy Kids.

I'm trying

as true as the jokes about “everyone wants to rewrite ninjago” are i feel like smthn people forget when complaining about the inconsistencies of the show is that…. it wasn’t planned? it’s not like most other animated shows lately - it didn’t start with a deeply fleshed out world or a meticulously designed pitch bible with grandiose plans for a long-term story or character arcs. the ninja don’t originally get their powers from heredity because they weren’t hereditary powers yet. the magic system doesn’t make sense bc they literally just made it up as they went! they go back and forth on stuff like whether non-elementals can learn spinjitzu bc it’s a collaborative piece of media made by people with vastly different levels of control over the story, the animation, the sets, etc. that varied over the course of the series. it’s totally understandable and exciting to see so many people reworking the early stuff with the lore and logic later seasons introduced but i personally feel that… if you’re doing that. you need to understand why the show is like that instead of writing it off as being bad and shitty. it was working with what it had. it’s only what it is now because of that awkward troubleshooting phase, not in spite of it

I have 48 followers, and only 14 of them are actually people. I had over 30 bots follow me in the the last two weeks.

me: oh cool i got a new follower, i hope it isnt a porn bot

salinamarcil805:

M E R R Y  C H R I S T M A S 

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

One of them will have to get finished eventually, right???

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

Lloyd stubs toe: Shit dog-fucking bitch of a motherfucker!

Jay:

I T   I S   T I M E

“Rasputin” by Boney M. in Doctor Who: The Power of the Doctor (2022) dir. Jamie Magnus Stone

I’ve come across plenty of time travel fix-it fic’s, where Michael ends up in his younger selfs body. There’s really only one thing I feel like the fics are missing, which is Cotard's syndrome, also called walking corpse syndrome or Cotard's delusion, basically it’s a rare mental disorder where the affected person believes that parts of their body are missing, or that they are dying, dead, or don't exist. Michael, I have him having been dead for 37 years, so he’s been a walking corpse for longer then he’s been alive. So it wouldn’t be that odd for him to still think he’s dead.

I never did my homework, it’s too much.

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness

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Michael needs out of his abusive house, organized by Michael Phang

It's me Michael. Many of you may know me as Michaelistrash, semi-popular HLVRAI/R… Michael Phang needs your support for Michael needs out of

Hey guys. I haven't been doing the best lately and my dad just threatened to kick me out of his house, which is pretty likely he would go through on, based on his past actions. So it would mean a lot if you donated or bought a commission (here)

I can’t believe it’s been 6 years now.

“You’re our hero, Stanley.”

Hard to believe it’s been a whole year since the GF finale… Couldn’t resist to draw the ultimate heartbreaking moment of the show. What really gets me in this scene is the contrast between visual and emotional mood: the sunny, peaceful landscape makes the sorrow of the Pines family even more tangible.

Why am I only finding out about these woman now?

Forgotten By History

Female firefighters at Pearl Harbor (1941).

Donna Tobias - the first woman to graduate from the US Navy’s Deep Sea Diving School in 1975.

Brave women of the Red Cross hitting the beach at Normandy.

Dottie Kamenshek was called the best player in women’s baseball and was once recruited to play for a men’s professional team.

Kate Warne - Private Detective. Born in New York City, almost nothing is known of her prior to 1856 when, as a young widow, she answered an employment advertisement placed by Alan Pinkerton. She was one of four new agents the Pinkerton Detective Agency hired that year and proved to be a natural, taking to undercover work easily. She had taken part in embezzlement and railroad security cases when in 1861 the Pinkertons developed the first lead about an anti-Lincoln conspiracy.

Catherine Leroy, female photographer in Vietnam.

The three women pictured in this incredible photograph from 1885 – Anandibai Joshi of India, Keiko Okami of Japan, and Sabat Islambouli of Syria – each became the first licensed female doctors in their respective countries. The three were students at the Women’s Medical College of Pennsylvania; one of the only places in the world at the time where women could study medicine.

Female Samurai Warrior - Onno-Bugeisha - Female warrior belonging to the Japanese upper class. Many women engaged in battle, commonly alongside samurai men. They were members of the bushi (samurai) class in feudal Japan and were trained in the use of weapons to protect their household, family, and honour in times of war.

One of the most feared of all London street gangs from the late 1880’s was a group of female toughs known as the Clockwork Oranges. They woulde later inspire Anthony burgess’ most notorious novel. Their main Rivals were the All-female “the Forty Elephants” gang.

Maureen Dunlop de Popp, Pioneering female pilot who flew Spitfires during Second World War. She joined the Air Transport Auxiliary (ATA) in 1942 and became one of a small group of female pilots who were trained to fly 38 types of aircraft.

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon. The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29.

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

Mark explaining to Freddy how he’s gonna shove a beak inside of him.

Freddy:

Donald Fauntleroy Duck, man I love him.

god i just found this again while folder cleaning

one of the few crossdressing ducks that didn’t make me break out in hives, on account of not having been forced to do it for emasculating reasons or anything, it’s just a practical solution to daisy having too many obligations since they look exactly, and i mean exactly the same

one of those obligations was manning a kissing booth for charity and donald punching a catcaller in the face escalates into guys just fucking lining up to get decked by a cute little duck

Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

Masterpost of fics

Series:

Chosen - my pokemon x ducktales crossover

1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10

Hero Chat - St. Canard and Duckburg’s heroes are in contact with each other what mischief will they make?

1  2  3  4  5  6  6.5  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  

A Break - Donald, Uno, Launchpad, Drake, Fenton, and Perry take a freaking break (Duno and Drakepad established, PnF x DT crossover)

1  2  3  4  5

The Clock - Young Donald stuck in the future with Odin

1  2  3  4  5 

Whoops AU: Not Completed

1  2  3

Amnesia Chat: Not Completed

1  2  3 

One-shots:

Chosen: Fenton, Della’s Charizard, 

Ghost au - Donald has a secret, Bad Day, The Cab’s reaction, Scrooge finds out, Climbing these walls, Gladstone finds out

Twin for a Twin AU: Odin finds out, 

Hero Chat: Fenton’s Magnetic Fight,  Chapter 10, The family getting the call about the ‘car crash’, The Three Caballeros, Three Cabs Extended Edition, 

House of Mouse AU - Steelbeak ruins everything

Soul Eater au - A gallon of milk, Angst, 

Revolving Door

Mr. Duck

Things he’s not 

The day he gives up on ever finding Della

Fishing Line

Halloween Nightmare and Part Two 

Let Him Sleep

Remember that comic came out with Scrooge pushing Donald into a portal? That but with consequences

Neminine gave me permission to do a Dragon One-shot with her AU

Drabbles:

Chosen: The Discussion, Flowers, Donald’s Team, 

Hero Chat: The cousins, Donald is OLD, Karaoke night, Scars, The April Fool’s Joke, Fenton finds out about the April Fool’s Joke, DW Mistexts Scrooge, Donald Mistexts Scrooge, Fenton Mistexts Glomgold, LP Mistexts Scrooge, Costume Mishap, HDLW are suspicious, Donald hearing Huey wants to be the next Gizmoduck, Uno finds out, The IKEA incident, Uno and the kids, busting Donald out, HDLW get ahold of Donald’s phone, PK is back, Gizmo and PK dress up as each other, NegaGyro, after shadow war, Gos’ Mother’s Day, Hockey Game, Family Chat, More Uno and Kids Antics, Fenton in Japan, Della enters the fray, Fenton has a rough day

House of Mouse: prompt, Donald figures it out, 

Prosthetic Au: Start, 

Prompts: Uno gets mad at Scrooge, Uno gets even madder at Scrooge,  Magic!Donald reveal, That should be us, Sick Donald with the fam taking care of him, Uno and Storkules bond, Donald adopts a bunch of street kids and then Nanny’s a rich kid, The Evronians are just so confused, Odin makes the moon look like Donald, Uno thinks Gizmoduck is a robot,

The snap

This is really just a thread of reblogs on Uno and Everett coming back and finding Donald dead.

Headcannons:

Pokemon crossover

House of Mouse AU

Scrooge reacting to one of Donald’s PTSD attacks

Chat au: Negaverse in the Chat Au, NegaDuck Fam,  NegaDonald and NegaUno, How Donald and Drake met, 

Ships:

Fentonald: Drowning in you, prompt, double date, Fire Escape, separation anxiety, 

The one where Fenton gets called out, 5 times + 1, prompt, 

Duno: prompt 1, prompt 2, prompt 3, prompt 4, jealous prompt, prompt 5, Protective!HDL, after Uno got turned off, How do androids kiss?, y’know…angst, I hate all of y’all, Odin and Donald pretend dating

Duck Husbands (Fenton, LP, Donald, and Drake): prompt 1, prompt 2, Nega prompt, In the Chat AU, Kids find out in the Chat AU, 

Dorkules: prompt 1, Forbidden, parenting, overprotective friends, 

Donpad: prompt 1, 

Harem: prompt 1, part 2, 

Gypad: prompt 1, Pining, 

chillin on a Saturday night

Hitch: What is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do?

Sprout: Start a war…

Hitch: And what did you do?

Sprout: Start a war…

What the hell have I come across?!