And This Guy Is A Communist, So It's Okay If I Sext Him

[waking up next to my husband of 7 years]

good morning darling, did you have a good rest? you know what that's a symptom of? being a sleepy dreamer

Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

I've been taking requests

cunty road, take me home

to the gays that i love

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

I made mane 6 matching pfps! feel free to use them, just credit me if asked!

her brother is literally a cop