It's So Fucking Hot

"At least they're both happy."

I love Crossmare but the first ships I loved were Cream and Nightkiller.

It's AnGsTy cRoSsMarE tO mE oKaY

the idea of Poof being jealous of Foop and Sammy being together, and also Goldie is there. based loosely on this frame:

I mean I just joined and I'm like 5 seasons in but I exist

hey do me a favor and reblog this if you’re still in the criminal minds fandom. i want to see how many are still here in 2020. so far it seems like a good amount but i’m curious

When I die, I'm gonna be a bitch and take everyone down with me.

Done w this finally- these three pages are actually supposed to be a sequence!

(Fixed a few things on the pages I’d already posted nmbjkbhihv)

More #perirep to come, stay tuned! 💜💙

Bonus epilogue doodle:

She onto them lmao

Can people stop saying neurotypicals shouldn’t use stim/fidget toys??????

-people might not be diagnosed or realize they have adhd/autism/whatever and by telling them they cant use the thing you are restricting their access to something they might not even know they need but could help them immensely - esp if they are undiagnosed adhd its so hard to not have anything to fidget with when unmedicated imo

-saying only nd people can use them could make ppl feel they have to reveal diagnoses theyd rather keep private to avoid being looked down on for using them

-fidgeting can help nt people too

-the more people want them, nt and nd, the more available they will become for nd people as well as nt people and that availability can only benefit nds who fidget/stim

-it just generally doesn’t feel right to restrict access to things that benefit everyone (to me at least)

edit since apparently i didnt word this right: this does NOT APPLY to treating them like toys and not for their intended person, eg throwing them. But if nt people wanna fidget with a spinner and arent misusing them dont tell them they cant use it bc theyre nt mmkay

edit 2: I am, in fact, ADHD, if you didn’t pick up on that, and very well understand the importance of fidget toys to those who stim. Please don’t treat me like a neurotypical trying to steal resources from neurodivergent people.

Crocoo is by far my favorite.

His clothes are from Cross.

"The Solutions."

Part two of "The Affairs."

Lust teleported to a local park. He sat on a bench and sniffled. Ge was afraid of what Error would do to him. Would Nightmare tell Error?

Error and Nightmare WERE good friends afterall. But Lust hadn't gotten a or text since Nightmare caught them. Although, it was only two hours ago. Lust loved Error. Error was funny and strong, he was kind to Lust. Was. When they were married he was always drunk and angry.

Lust sniffled as tears ran down his cheek bones. He started sobbing quietly. He sobbed for a while. He remembers how good things used to be. Even when he was called a slut, it was still better than it was now.

Horror was walking outside. He was tired and hungry. He didn't have anyone on him. He noticed Lust crying on the bench.

He didn't know if he should approach Lust. Everyone knew Lust was Error's husband, and how possessive Error was. But Lust was crying.

Horror had spoken to Lust a few times, and he considered Lust a good acquaintance.

Horror carefully made his way to Lust. He wasn't actually sure what to say. Nightmare did teach the gang comforting skills. Surprising, I know. But he did. His excuse was, "I don't want you all becoming Killer when Dust asks him to race him down the stairs."

"Uh.. Lust.. ya um...'kay?" Horror asked. Lust tensed amd looked up at Horrorm he visibly relaxed seeing it wasn't Error or anyone else he didn't trust. Lust let put a shaky, "No."

Horror bit his non existent lip, taking a seat next to Lust. The two sat in silence. Lust hugged Horror tightly and started crying even harder than he was before.

Horror patted his back. Lust sobbed out everything. The affair with Error, His affair with Cross, what Error was like, and what happened only two hours ago. Horror sat in shook. His fists tightened. "He can't treat ya like that!" Horror said.

Lust shook his head. "I dont blame him for never loving me. You know as well as I do that he had his problems."

"Still doesn't justify what he did." Horror stated. Lust nodded and cuddled closer to Horror.

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Error thought about everything. He never loved Lust. He thought for a while. Ink was there. Lust was the only one to show him affection. But when they were married he started taking his anger out on Lust. He saw Lust more often when he was anger.

Error treated Lust gow he was treated. Ink told him it wasn't right. And Error decided he wanted a divorce. The thing was he didn't want to hurt Lust, so he started making it obvious he wasn't into Lust, hoping HE would get the divorce.

He was currently cuddling with Ink on the couch, watching Undernovela. He was waiting for Lust to come home. He wasn't drunk. He was prepared. He was ready to apologize.

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Cross cuddled closer to Nightmare. Nightmare rolled his eye, a tentacle petting Cross. Cross beamed. The bed felt nice. It was so soft and comfortable. Nightmare was reading a c h o n k y book. Cross drew circles on Nightmare's tentacles.

Nightmare grinned and looked over at Cross. "You're cute." Nightmare said.

Cross smiled. "I know. You are too~"

Nightmare set his book down and set it to the side. Nightmare focused for a bit and turned into his passive form. He yawned and stretched. He laid down next to Cross. Cross kissed Nightmare. Nightmare kissed back.

Nightmare strokes the back of Cross's skull. Cross pulled away and smiled. Nightmare looked away. "How would you feel if we ever had kids?" Nightmare asked. Cross blushed a purple and started thinking. "I mean, kids would be fine. I like some of them."

"Good because I'm pregnant."

"EXCUSE ME?!"

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That part two. There will be a part three because why not. Plus I like writing this soap opera. @nightmarexcross

I hope you enjoy-

I tried to Include Crossmare in this part and I'm tired so I tried to incorporate how nice this bed feels.

The end tho-

I tried to end it off funny for this part.

Rushed and ugly and lazy ships

Cream and crosslust

God I'm making Cross such a whore

Ladies! So I’m sure we’ve all heard of the absolutely horrifying thing going around about April 24th. Anyway, while a lot of us are really hoping that it’s just a hoax and isn’t going to happen, we should still be taking precautions. So here are some things you should really remember if you have to go out by yourself on April 24th (or any day!) If you aren’t able to grab a friend to take with you or something like that, keep the following in mind!

Stay in public areas. No matter where you are going that day, find a place that has a lot of people and stay near them.

Carry a long object such as an umbrella with you. It’s been proven that if an attacker looking for victims sees someone carrying a long item they can defend themselves at a distance with, the attacker will ignore them and look for someone else.

Carry some kind of defense with you wherever you go. Pepper spray, wasp spray (which is much cheaper, shoots farther, and works just as well), a knife, whatever makes you feel safe, carry it. Another good idea would be a pointed object, like maybe a sharpened pencil. If you’re grabbed, stab for all you are worth at the eyes. Don’t hesitate. Stab forcefully.

Wear dull colors and clothing that will not make you stand out in a crowd. DO NOT WEAR A HOODIE!!! An attacker can jerk the hood down over your face to disorient you, and, if the hoodie has drawstrings on it, they might even use it as a choking device. (A far-fetched idea, but it could happen).

Wear closed-toed shoes that have a sturdy structure. If you’re attacked and are trying to kick your attacker, you don’t want to be wearing something like flip flops or sandals, because one, you’ll end up hurting yourself kicking with your bare feet, and two, your attacker will not feel a lot of pain. Make sure you wear shoes that will hurt if you kick someone with them, and keep your feet covered so you can kick as hard as you want.

Do not wear your hair in a bun, ponytail, braids, or any other hairstyle that can be grabbed easily.

Utilize your hands, feet, and elbows. If you are grabbed, kick, slap, bite, scratch, and pinch for all you are worth. If you’re grabbed from behind, swing your legs up in front of you to chest level, then kick behind you with all you’ve got. If you’re grabbed from in front, kick with all your might in the groin area, and also at the knees. If your attacker’s knees buckle, they’ll spend a few seconds regaining their balance or getting to their feet, which buys you some time to get the heck out of there. Also note that the underarm area between the elbow and shoulder is extremely sensitive. Pinch there as hard as you possibly can. Also scratch as viciously as you can at the face (especially the eyes).

If you are attacked, and you’re wearing a mask, RIP IT OFF. There are several reasons for this. If you’re trying to scream while wearing a mask, for one thing, the sound will be muffled, and for another, you’ll eventually have to stop for breath, and you might accidentally inhale your mask. (Try talking quickly for several minutes while wearing a mask. You’ll see what I mean and realize that you don’t want a mask on while screaming). Another reason to take the mask off is that your attacker could use it as a kind of gag to silence you, or maybe even to choke and weaken you. Wearing a mask will also prevent you from being able to bite, which is really handy to do if you’re attacked. So if you’re wearing a mask and you’re attacked, tear the mask off. Don’t worry about the virus.

If you are about to go out of wherever you are to your car, do not get your keys out or look at your phone while you’re in the parking lot or garage. Get your keys out while you’re in a public area, then walk out to your car, being extremely observant. You can hold your keys in your fist if you want, but it won’t really repel an attacker. (So, again, an umbrella is useful). Then, when you get to your car, do not get in the car and sit looking at your phone. Whatever it is you want to look at can wait until you get home. An attacker will absolutely climb in your car and force you to drive somewhere. Don’t sit around. Leave.

Be aware of your surroundings. If you feel like you’re being followed, go to a public area and call a friend or family member to come find you. Tell them your exact location, then stay in the area until they come get you. Have them walk you to your car and see you safely off. Either that, or get a security guard or somebody trustworthy to escort you from the store.

If you are being tailed in your car, call a friend or family member who lives in a well-populated area and calmly tell them you’re coming over. Then take as many detours as you possibly can until you reach their house. When you get there, go straight inside. Wait until you are certain you’re not being followed any more; maybe even stay the night. When you go out again, leave the area by a different route and drive down as many roads and turns as you can just in case you’re still being followed.

If you’re approaching your car to get into it, and you see a car parked beside yours with a person sitting on the side right beside the driver's seat of your car, then stop and go back into the store or whatever you just came from. Have someone like a security guard or a cashier walk you to your car. Don’t feel like you’re being a nuisance. Your suspicions about the other person could be legitimate.

If you’re using a public restroom, don’t let your guard down. Do your business quickly. If someone tries to force the door, throw all your weight against it and scream for help. If your attacker tries crawling under the door, kick their head with all your might, step on them, anything, while still screaming. If your attacker is only trying to force the door, don’t try to crawl into another stall. That other stall most likely will be open, and your attacker will easily figure out that you’re trying to escape. You may also get stuck crawling. Stay in the stall you are in. If screaming doesn’t do anything, you may have to call the police. If nobody tries forcing the door, still keep extreme caution exiting the stall. Be on your guard as you wash your hands, and keep a sharp lookout in the mirror. Don’t linger in the bathroom. Get out as fast as you can.

If you are in a building with stairs and an elevator, TAKE THE ELEVATOR. If you see someone on the elevator you wouldn’t feel comfortable being alone with, stay the heck off. Waiting a few minutes for the elevator to come around again is way better than potentially getting assaulted.

Please, stay safe, and exercise extreme caution. We can only hope that the sick people who are encouraging assault are too cowardly to carry it out.