Every Single Time

my librarian / art teachers name is beth and I MADE A JOKE AND CALLED HER "BETHTIE" AND NOW SHE THINKS I HAVE A LISP BUT THE THING IS I DID HAVE A LISP I WORKED AROUND IT BUT I STILL STUTTER SOMETIMES AND IDK HOW TO TELL HER IT WAS A JOKE-

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

YOU GUYS

answer me this:

swamp goblin, good yes?

and you want to be like swamp goblin?

yes?

good

now answer me this:

does swamp goblin care about looks?

NO!

swamp goblin cares about shiny thing okay?

so focus on shiny thing!

Australia 7:50 pm

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

YES THE F,BI.....SEXUALS

"Can the society of bad back pain please stand?"

*groaning from the stands*

no one talk to me rn

and what makes Ed happy?

Staying positive doesn't mean rejecting your negative emotions. It means accepting your feelings and understanding them and understanding that you are In control of how you feel.

if i was a star and you were a star i would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science