PLEASE HELP IM SO BORED AND IM NOT ALLOWED OUT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'm from Texas and sleep with all my doors locked

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

Remus: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Sirius: Wdym?

Remus: Harry was doing laundry and he dropped the soap so he said 'why has Merlin forsaken me'

* Marauder's and co. sitting in the common room*

(James who just burst in holding Regulus's hand ): IM GAY!!

*Everyone continuing to do what they were doing*

Remus : You finally found out?

James : are non of you surprised?

Mary : Nah, we pretty much all knew already

Regulus : how?

Lily : We're all queer here

James and Regulus in unison: oooooh

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* sometime later *

Sirius : WAIT!!!

Sirius : JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER ARE YOU DATING MY BROTHER ???

if a trans woman complains about the ongoing campaign of trans genocide in the united states and the uk and your response is “well it’s not TECHNICALLY genocide yet so you really shouldn’t use that word because it makes us look bad” i think you should perhaps actually just shut the fuck up and read literally any news coverage containing the words “trans” and “desantis,” just for starters

like wow so they’re not literally dragging us to camps??? it’s not literally a nazi germany style holocaust so you can’t call it genocide????? buddy do you think the fascists are BLUFFING?????????? grow the fuck up you child, because if you’re even a little bit not-cishetwhite they’re gonna use the “threat” us trans people represent as a pretext to come after you.

we call it a genocidal agenda NOW because that is THEIR STATED INTENTION. that is the ONLY logical outcome of the policies they’re proposing and the words they say and the hate they foment. we call it a genocidal agenda NOW because by the time it actually becomes a genocide it’ll be TOO FUCKING LATE

Blind Man in Amsterdam

George Ezra · Song · 2014

this song is, and forever will be, on my playlist

on another note, my parents found  🍃 in my sister’s bag and are now yelling

@poete-blesse HJEEEEEEEEEEELp Im BOOOORED

Ratador got me dYiNg 💀

They proceeded to talk in rat puns for the next hour

Shout-out to all the stories that didn't make it out of the shower with us in time to be actually written down.