Imagine If Summer And Morty Just Use Modern Slang Around Rick, Who Has No Idea What The Fuck Any Of It

Imagine if Summer and Morty just use modern slang around Rick, who has no idea what the fuck any of it means, but he tries incorporating it into use anyway.

C-137 Rick to Prime: well ya know what? You're basic!!

Prime: ????

C-137 Rick: it's an insult. It's devastating.

C-137: you're devastated right now.

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Evil Morty, revealing his master plan.

C-137 Rick: He's spilling the coffee!

Morty: it's spilling the tea, Rick.

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Rick: I can't believe BirdPerson ditched me to hang with his daughter!

Rick: I'm shoken!

Summer, not looking up from her phone: it's shoketh, Grandpa Rick.

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Rick, watching some shit on intergalactic cable: this is my Roman Empire.

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Bonus points if Summer and Morty hate it, because Rick always uses it wrong and he 100% only does it around them to fuck with them