The Concept Of Being Academic Rivals So Ardently Obsessed With Each Others Weaknesses And Flaws That

spooky week so far

losing my MIND

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

isn’t is so funny how i’m in love with you. lol. i would lay up my life for you bro isn’t that hilarious there’s nothing i wouldn’t do for you lmao

i dont want 9-1-1 to raise the stakes i want bobby to grill steaks and have a nice little backyard garden party at their new house where buck and eddie get caught making out and athena, hen and karen get the giggles and may and harry are making salad and bonding as siblings and maddie goes into labor while chim is out buying american cheese. is that too much to ask :(

yes spotify wrapped is here. no i will not be disclosing it. thank you for your consideration.

is it too much to ask to be the poem and not the poet for once!!!! to be loved, as all consumingly as i do!!!!!

take a shot for every tv show i started watching because i thought the popular gay ship was canon only to realize the reality was much worse (one is gay but the other is ‘straight’ but they’re codependent and weird about it)…

He's just an Angel... I know.

Good Omens (2019-)

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"