YES, HONEY, IT'S TRUE, YOU SAW ME HAVING SEX WITH OUR BLACK NEIGHBOR. BUT I SAW YOU TOO, PLAYING WITH YOU OVEREXCITED PEE-PEE. DON'T MAKE A FUSS AND YOU MIGHT GET TO WATCH ON THE ODD OCCASION.
Your wife has been cuckolding you for almost three years now, and she loves to tease you about how different her sex life is now from yours.