Your wife of 20 years looked radiant as she walked out the door for her first date with another man since you asked her to marry you.
This is based on something that really happened. He never said anything to me so I have no idea if he saw or recognized my wife. The funny thing is that my wife was more worried about than I was.
HONEY, DON'T YOU THINK I DESERVE MORE THAN 30 SECONDS OF SEX? YOUR BEST FRIEND PROBABLY THINKS SO, HE IS ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH ME