Heard Somewhere,

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

it is what it is? all I hear is titties

i love how we pick up habits and phrases and songs from people we love and it sticks with us for so long it becomes a piece of us making us a museum of all the people we've ever loved

the true meaning of this post will be revealed in 2016

life is about finding cute little things and moments so you don’t feel miserable

me when I'm ovulating and he looks a little too foineeee

i’ll be chillin and then all of a sudden i literally turn into this thing

it's like reading a diary entry/love letter from your early teens, that bittersweet feeling of nostalgia along with a mix of "aww cute" and "oh eww"

When u read one of ur old posts which hasn't got many likes do u feel cringe and ashamed and delete it or is it just me?

This Hotstar-Netflix, ad-free generation will never understand the pure thrill of watching cartoons on Hungama, CN, and Nick—timing our kitchen runs to perfection, mastering the art of a 2-minute washroom sprint, and praying we didn't miss a single scene before the ads ended. Those weren't just breaks, they were missions!