oh gosh, I have a really cool ask. what about the bleach reacting to you getting drunk and not recognising them as your boyfriend, and you're all like 'my boyfriend is hot and handsome and would kick your ass.'
A/N: I always loved these drunk imagines. They’re the cutest.
Super entertained by your drunken rambling and smirking as they played along or teased you gently. They’d find it cute that you were bragging about them without realising it was them. “Oh yeah? Think he could really take me? Well, I think I’m way more handsome and hotter than your boyfriend.” while guiding you home with a chuckle. They just love playing along to hear you praise them more.
— Shunsui, Grimmjow, Kisuke, Gin, Shinji, Bazz-B, Askin, Kenpachi, Ichigo, Renji, Yhwach
They’d quietly guide you back, unfazed by your nonsense. Maybe a small smile would tug at their lips, but they wouldn’t engage much beyond making sure you were safe and comfortable, while rolling their eyes or softly chuckling at the praises, unbeknownst, towards them. They’d let you talk, just gently steering you along until you sobered up.
— Jushiro, Uryu, Starrk, Ulquiorra, Ryuken, Jugram, Aizen
They’d look mildly annoyed that you didn’t recognise it was they you were speaking about while attempting to threaten them with their own description. They’d keep helping you, but with exasperation, like, “Please wake up and realise that it’s me and not your better version of me” or “stop trying to moke my stance, I do not pose like that when fighting”. They might grumble about it for now, but taunt you when you are sober.
— Kira, Toshiro, Byakuya, Hisagi
My confession... someone tell Shinji to fuck me in front of the bathroom mirror already😫
nsfw. Smut. Not sure if you read this post but i got you 🩷
“Ye like that don't ya? Watchin’ yer greedy pussy swallow my cock? Hmmm?”, he hummed behind you, barely able to keep his own composure. It was damn hot to have a front row seat to his own fucking session. Shinji knew best how the visuals can mess with your head because he was pretty close to creaming your hole.
You let out some incoherent nonsense, unable to respond between your cascade of orgasms. Watching yourself getting fucked senselessly had you overstimulated to the point of no return.
“What was that, doll? Want a better view?”. And with that ‘misunderstanding’—he grabbed you by the thighs, lifted you off the floor and pulled your legs apart. He continued to hump you from behind, like an animal, balls slapping hard against your cheeks.
“Fuck doll. I needa cum. Too sexy”. He succumb to his own reflection and began shooting his seed.
Lush ribbons of cream filled your holes like an eclair, the excess stuffing spilled out from around the circumference of his girth. He held you close against his chest, warm sweaty bodies sticking together while cum continued to drip from where you two were connected.
“Shit. Babe. I know ya too fucked out but wanna try this again? Upside down this time?”
Shinji didn't last 5 minutes against gravity.
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@darthwhorecrux literally just this man (Link to amazing Twitter artist and all their Bleach sketches):
in this:
I'm so writing this and tagging you, promise.
Me today
Shinji being the source that keeps us all going
Atlas and the Hesperides by John Singer Sargent (1921)
AGREED
I need to draw more captains. 😃
-art by me
Mentally I am in the Clover Kingdom
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RIP to the One Who Left It All Behind <\3
AWOO
the yelp i just let out....
R E S 👏 P E C T 👏 FULLY 👏
i love men w big boobs <3333
This is literally me with Sukuna