Yeah I'm Late To The Omegle Party But This Is Far Too Fun To Pass Up...
Yeah I'm late to the Omegle party but this is far too fun to pass up...
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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️⚧️🇬🇧
it was only a matter of time before this happened...
Stand up for what is right.
Midnight Pals: Shedding
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i have terrible, bone-chilling newsss Rowling: did you know that india willoughby exisssstsss? Rowling: thiss makess me ssso mad
Rowling: i know you're all ussed to me being ssubtle Rowling: you know, talking about womensss ssafety and all that Rowling: but i'm done with that Rowling: now i enter endgame
Rowling: tonight my rage ssshall fuel my final transssformation Rowling: tonight i sshed my ssskin for the lassst time Rowling: gone will be the resspectable normie lib ssspotted patterning Rowling: henceforth i shall wear banded patterning [puts on arm band]
Rowling: now i sshed my ssskin and obsserve my transformation to full blood purity fascism Helen Joyce: but dark lord! it's too obvious! Joyce: what if the rubes notice? Rowling: just point to that old "wear whatever you want" post and pretend i meant it
Rowling: i'll be right back, gonna go shed a sskin Rowling: now before i leave one lasst directive Rowling: you lot don't do anything ssilly while i'm gone Rowling: you know, anything that would make our entire causse look dumb or anything Joyce: you can count on us, dark lord!
[Rowling exits] Joyce: so Joyce: anyone wanna hear this new fan fic i've been working on Jesse Singal: when does mommy get back
Joyce: so Joyce: so my story has draco/hermione otp, noncon, dubcon, cuckolding, underage, lemon, coffeeshop au, crackfic Kathleen Stock: noooo helen! don't read fanfic! don't you know fanfic turns you trans? Joyce: sorry its a risk i have to take Joyce: for science
Joyce: look, i'm going to scientifically prove that fanfiction turns you trans Joyce: luckily i'm built of stronger stuff Joyce: the rest of you just plug your ears Stock: what about you, helen? Joyce: lash me to the mast
Stock: i've been writing a fan fic too Stock: it's about the love between the Unknown, an evil choclatier who lives in the walls, and this mysteriously sexy lady oompa loompa who everybody loves who is named Stathleen Kock [permaberry, leaking juice, enjoyment, enemies to lovers]
Rowling: ok i'm back Helen Joyce: dark lord! how does it feel to shed your lib skin of plausible deniability to don your extremely online skin of blood purity? Rowling: i feel sstrong! powerful! like a new ssnake! Rowling: i feel like i can sssay Rowling: ALL THE SSSLURSS!!!
Rowling: tinktonk! cricklecrack! boofnoggin! i can sssay them all!!! Rowling: no now mudblood can ssstand in my way! Rowling: doess india willoughby still exissst? Joyce: yes dark lord! Rowling: [coiling in rage] the cheek!!!! the audacity!!!
Rowling: ugh, look at india willoughby, performing feminine joy! Rowling: womanhood isn't about joy! Rowling: true femininity is being miserable all the time, posting and also being banned from seeing your grandchildren
This is the only good review from a big name I've seen. I'd read it.
Bit of a Rant... don't mind me
While I respect the democratic rights of every person who voted against AV in the recent referendum, I have to wonder what the hell they were thinking. The Government said "Would you like a better chance of the people YOU want being elected to office?" and overwhelmingly the populous shouted "No thanks, we'd rather just get shat on".
With AV a party only needs 30% of the vote to get elected, so that means that 70% of the electorate can vote against someone, yet they still get in? how is this really democracy?
Honestly? We had the chance to turn democracy from "the opportunity to vote for the candidate you dislike least" into an actual choice and yet people turned it down, what the hell?
Admittedly, AV is slightly more complicated than FPTP's "Hurr Durr I puts my X in this little box thing and then I walks away" but it would have meant that we'd actually get the people we voted for rather than the people we voted for instead because you have to vote tactically or otherwise your vote doesn't count.
Granted, FPTP got us where we are to day, but then turn over that statement for a few seconds and then look where we are today, is this really such a good thing?
I've heard it mentioned (as a serious anti AV argument) that "AV means that the second choices of the BNP supporters will get considered too" Well so what? they're still human, twisted perhaps but they live in the same democracy we do, perhaps AV would have given them the opportunity to vote for a more grown up second choice that would have actually made a difference.
All in all, I am actually disappointed in this country, we had a golden opportunity to change things but the whole campaign was a total farce - the anti AV argument was based entirely on lies and the yes campaign was so whimsical that it's not really a surprise that nothing has changed.
Bad country, back in your box.
What I've Learned This Week
Since I haven't been able to continue my daily challenge thanks to my shiny new training course, I figured I'd come up with a new idea, this is a weekly rundown of things that have occurred to me during the week and probably won't make a whole lot of sense to anyone but me... but oh well
22nd Feb 2011 • iPhones do not charge when they're not plugged in • Bicycles (whilst annoying) are going to be a necessity • Virgin Cross-Country trains are actually quite awesome and comfy • the 1812 overture is a fantastic accompaniment to a train journey through the countryside • I need to put more classical music on my iPod • you dont get what you want unless you try for it • little children should not be permitted in the quiet carriage of trains 25th Feb 2011 • thought can shrink • loud restaurant was loud 28th Feb 2011 • 2 hours sleep is not enough • it's very cold just after 7 in the morning • Zenos has a dress code • the virgin cross country train home is surprisingly crowded • relaxing and reading a book is a fantastic way to spend an impromptu day off though sleeping would have been a good plan • Stealing people's kidneys is surprisingly profitable • blathering crystal salesmen to sell a worthless lump of sulphur is also highly profitable • boltguns are great but if you don't know how to use them, you can't hit a daemonette in close combat • being a tech priest is a mix of McGyver and Steve Austin and is easily the best class to roleplay as. 01st Mar 2011 • 6 hours sleep is not enough either • "if you think you can or think you can't - you're right" • my stomach really doesn't like being woken up early • Amanda is really cute when she's sleepy • I can get up, dressed and ready for work in 5 minutes with some preparation • I need to get to the station far earlier in the morning if I want a decent seat on my morning train • coming up for fun ideas for an activity on a presentation is not easy • I hate presentations • on the way home the 24 mins past train is great until Winchester, then very busy • slow train home is slow • comfy seat is however comfy • I can't do homework on trains • I still hate essays • English tests as homework are a really mean idea 02nd Mar 2011 • sleep is good • Amanda is even more amazing than previously believed • my stomach *still* dislikes early mornings • despite arriving earlier than the train, I still couldn't get a window seat • I need a warmer scarf otherwise my face is truly going to freeze off in the mornings • even I don't know everything about office • the manga for fullmetal alchemist somehow manages to be even more awesome than either of the tv shows • making PowerPoint presentations is a mighty fun way to spend an afternoon
03rd Mar 2011 • Chinese yi jiao coins look rather like a 5 pence piece but are worth approx 1/50 of the value • socialising more makes a day run nicer • trains are ridiculous • Winchester is the new Fareham • Gilgamesh is a confusing yet very interesting anime • I need to start my own webcomic at some point entitled "why I should never be allowed to time travel"
04th Mar 2011 • breaking news: my body still hates early mornings • you really can build a house from spaghetti and marshmallows but I wouldn't want to live in it • English assessments are quite a challenge but I can get a decent grade • I am at level 3 standard for maths ^^ • I already know a lot of the basics I'm gonna need for my A+ • CV note: qualification logos look good to prospective employers • early starting, late finishing weeks make a weekend worth so much more • people who can't be bothered with headphones on public transport need to be shot... repeatedly • I still need more classical music on my iPod
