POST-MALACHOR: Vader’s Inquistorius Remedial Class...

Eighth Brother: *Wrapped head-to-toe in mummy bandages* I hate remedial school.

*Enter the Ghost of Fifth Brother*

Eighth Brother: Woah, dude! How?

Fifth Brother’s Ghost: Lord Vader would kill me if I missed remedial school.

Eighth Brother: But we serve the Dark Side. We can’t become Force Ghosts, can we?

Fifth Brother’s Ghost: I had a chat with Lord Vader but it turns out my death does NOT count as an excused absence, so here I am.

*The upper half of Seventh Sister crawls in with her hands*

Eighth Brother: Woah, how?

Seventh Sister: *climbing to a seat* Did you really think getting cut in half kills you? I mean, that Maul cockroach certainly survived getting bisected, so as I was tumbling down from Malachor to certain death, the thought occurred to me, and I went, screw it, I can be a cockroach. Also, Lord Vader will kill me if I missed remedial class.

The Grand Inquisitor’s Ghost: Tell me about it. Whatever you do, don’t try suicide by falling into fire. That’s not an excused absence either.

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