“Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts….”
genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital
well I used the "AHHHH LOOK AT ME IM GONNA HURT MYSELF" negotiating tactic way longer and with way more success than the united states government when I was 14...so much they literally gave me a diagnosis for it of "borderline personality disorder"...but no one cares about young women's achievements
i think the video game is the greatest artistic medium to ever exist but unfortunately no one has made a good one yet
Charli xcx is now Charli xxl. She don’t want to go to school, she just want to break the city. On the fast lane from LA to Tokyo.
If Elliot rogers just signed up for grindr he'd have lost his virginity day one
true scotsman has never been tried
Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?
Please Ulfric Stormcloak please save me
Please get these elves away from me dear Talos please