And They Say White People Can’t Cook

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

i think generally speaking its important to remember most relationship advice/AITA-style stories posted online are partially or entirely fake and made up and designed in a lab to piss you off and bait other people into arguing with you for being pissed off and should generally be avoided other than to read as fiction and make fun of.

nacho's stupid ass VRROOOOM poster in his living room is so funny to me

i was today years old when i learned that you can rub your crotch until something really good happans

lolcows are such a display of the unbelievable mass cruelty people are capable of when given the chance

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

disco elysium endgame drip

the mind virus that makes armpit guys draw them like a weird pussy was manufactured by the CIA

i think the video game is the greatest artistic medium to ever exist but unfortunately no one has made a good one yet

if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died