Darkhologramartisan - Untitled

Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?

Billie eilish was the ryan reynolds of straight women

"you better not be snug as a bug"

my snug ass:

it's crazy when gay men are misogynistic because at every high school debate there's a teenage girl fighting for gay rights like she's their personal lawyer

There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

hi sorry, your local 21 year old stoner non-drinker complaining about alcohol again. WHY DOES IT TASTE SO BAAAAAAAAAD im trying to drink a beer like a NORMAL PERSON but it tastes LIKE DICKS!!!!!!!

"describe why you'd be a good fit for this role" well umm i really like jacking off all the time to the point where it's a problem