i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before
It's also by far the most popular genre of contemporary books.
it’s so funny when people online act like women reading trashy romance novels is like. a new phenomenon and a sign of the downfall of society bc this has never been a thing before. this has been an extremely popular genre of book for ages. the only difference now is that they’re written by women who wanted to fuck kylo ren. which i guess is annoying. out of every man in star wars like be so serious. they had harrison ford in those movies
If Elliot rogers just signed up for grindr he'd have lost his virginity day one
I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.
normal way to feel
rhythm heaven fans and mii fans are holding hands and skipping in a field together right now. 2026 is the year of the true believers.
nacho's stupid ass VRROOOOM poster in his living room is so funny to me