Darkglitterllama - 38 He/him

✨uppies✨

booking a hotel room and telling the staff we’re related when really we’ve been talking on tumblr for a few days and we’re there for you to take my virginity <3

hey don't worry. if you accidentally do something wrong I'll just kick you in the ribs and sides and chest and stomach and body and kidneys and head and neck until one of us feels better. I have heavy boots and no empathy. I forgive you babe. now stay still.

I love how excited my darling daughter is to see me. How you are truly excited and overjoyed for me after a long day. This makes everything I did today worth it. 💕

:3

me and who (please?)

"Don't worry, sweet girl, when has Dad ever led you wrong? Hm? That's right baby. It's okay... shhhh.. that's a good girl. Yeah just rub your bunny parts as much as you want. Yes baby, that feeling in your tummy is normal. Let it happen. It's okay, Daddy won't be mad if you make a mess."