Darkgardenersoul - Pretty Lady

When my parents ask too 💀

"you read a lot, right?"

"yes!"

"what are some books you've read recently?"

"uhh i don't remember"

Fictional men who have the "it's ok to murder but it's never ok to disrespect your wife" energy >>>>

when u adopt a space god and they wont shut the fuck up

thank u guys whove been leaving nice comments in the tags im crying over them

Had a thought that Im pretty sure MANY have had before me...

If Chris Evans nuts in someone, does he call it a Boston Creampie?

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

No cause literally the best mutuals get deactivated wtf