THe HaIR!!! Unacceptable, There Is No Way Peter Is Not Madly In Love W/ Him!!! I Mean Like Come On Look

batman wayne family adventures icons!

if I don't get this I'm rioting

I do not want ExR domestic fluff. I want chaotic ExR. The kind of ExR where they go on a date and they get kicked out because they won’t stop fighting about another client’s watch brand. Where they can’t have a private conversation in public because their friends will tease them to death. Where Enjolras literally vomited after kissing Grantaire because he had bad breath. But they also can’t have sex because Grantaire won’t stop talking about niche topics. Where Grantaire painted a portrait of Enjolras and when he showed it to him, Enjolras straight up said “I look like Jesus. Burn it.” And where they give each other awful anniversary and birthday presents like razors or bicycle helmets.

Dick: What do you want for Christmas this year, Dami?

Damian: For all dogs to know what good dogs they are.

Dick:

Dick, choking up and wiping away tears: s a m e

😳🤭

Johnny: *doing something stupid and dangerous*

[across town]

Peter: !

Matt: What?

Peter: My Johnny senses are tingling.

Wade: Gross Peter. I didn’t need to know you have a boner!

Peter: WTF WADE

Remember Wade being a fan of Rent?

Now Spidey wrote Rent

It's all connected

The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried

I am obsessed with these

Welcome to the Les Amis de l’ABC photobook.

fem jason todd gives me life

Batfamily Christmas

Jason: “Merry Christmas to my homies, and happy Hanukka to my Shalom-ies!”

Secret Santa is banned after that one year where Damian rigged it so everyone got his name

The whole family spends Christmas Eve serving soup at the local soup kitchen

Bruce dresses up as Santa and delivers presents to all the orphanages. Somehow Jason, Dick, Tim, Damian, Duke, Cass and Steph get roped into being his elf helpers. “Does my butt look big in these green tights?” “Dick your butt looks big in everything”.

Various festive themed witty one-liners whilst patrolling. Batman: *Bursting through a glass ceiling menacingly* Have you been naughty or nice? Jason: *Singing* Santa baaaby  🎶 slip a drug lord under the tree for mee  🎶 🎶 Been an awful good guy 🎶 Saaanta BABY!!  🎶 🎶 Steph: *Beating up a criminal with a giant candy cane* TASTE MY MINTY JUSTICE!! 

Christmas hats for all the pets!! 

Dick, after eating all the Christmas cookies: My mouth tastes of Christmas and regret

Arguments over who carves the turkey. No, Jason, a chainsaw is not a legitimate carving tool, neither is a sword, Damian. 

Brussel sprout fight!!! Bruce: What else are they meant to do with them Alfred?!? Eat them?!!?

Building Snowmen and having a giant snowball fight!!

Tim fills Damian’s stocking with coal 

The kids get Bruce a graphic t-shirt with the Batsymbol and the words #BATDAD. He loves it.

Pulling Christmas crackers and telling the really bad jokes from inside. The first one who laughs has to do the dishes. Unsurprisingly it’s Dick who looses.

Drunken carols around the piano. Bruce is playing the piano. Stephanie, Cass, and Barbara are the best singers, the rest sound like strangled cats. 

Barbara spiked the eggnog and now Duke is crying because the snowmen are outside in the cold all alone

Eggnog prt 2: Duke tried to bring a snowman into the manor but it started melting so now he’s guilty of SNOWMAN-SLAUGHTER!!!

Alfred knitted everyone scarves, hats, and gloves personalized with their initials.

quick rant-

ok so i just got back from camp & i told this girl i liked her. she liked me last year, i thought she was the only person to truly like me for me, & not this idea of me she made up in her head just like everybody else, (we where too scared to do anything about it last year.) she ended up having a girlfriend tho, so we had a long intense discussion about it, & i found out she liked me for the same reason everybody else did, because i’m “not like everybody else,” because “i take things & make them my own.” you might be wondering what’s so wrong w/ this, well u see here, because i’m so “different,” or whatever, people like to make up these ideas of me in their heads that they expect me to live up to, & when i don’t they loose interest. now these ideas are usually the same every time it’s either; the manic pixie dream girl, or the dark & mysterious “rebel,” which i may seem like to some people on the surface, (apparently,) but i am not at all. i’m a fucking geek. i love poetry & classical literature & art & mythology & superheroes & cryptids & classic rock & punk & video games & comedy & dnd. i’m oddly poetic & weird & honestly a mess. i’m not this fucking johnny depp character all these girls want me to be so they can piss off their parents. & im about to get a whole new one pretty soon since now for some reason i look like fem eddie munson, but at least that one i can try to live up to. idk it’s just really hard to live up to these pedestals put in place for me. people say “just be yourself & the right person will come,” but i’ve been waiting forever now. i’m in high school & i still haven’t had my real first kiss. my brother is 11 years old & has had a girlfriend for like 2 months now. i don’t know, it just feels like i’ll never find somebody. i held out for so long for a girl i was all but too late for.