Can We Take A Moment 2 Talk About How Jk Rowling Jew Coded The Blacks In Hp. I Can’t Be The Only 1

Valentine’s Day 💕

okay okay but consider the following; Grantaire being an artist. Modern AU where Grantaire shows up to all of Enjolras’ “dumbass social justice meetings” because Joly just decides one day to drag him there, and he falls in love with Enjolras’ passion. He likes to argue with E just to get under his skin. He loves how expressive E is. Artist!Grantaire going to meetings, and slowly starting to just doodle all the time instead of getting drunk and arguing with Enjolras. He draws dragons for Courfeyrac and a bunch of flowers and unicorns for Jehan. He has a couple comics of cats in space suits for his own enjoyment. Lots of rough sketches and random doodles that he does just so his hands have something to do. But then Grantaire starts sketching people too. He’s got Joly on one corner of a page taming a lion, Jehan in a pretty little meadow with deer and shit, Combferre with a moth perched on his finger. There’s one of everyone at least. But we all know there’s like 20 Enjolras’ with various expressions scattered around the sketchbook and on the most recent page R started this drawing of Enjolras when he got really passionate about something one evening and it’s the most detailed shit on the planet. And E’s having a bad night and he can hear the sound of Grantaire scribbling in the corner and for some reason it really irks him because “Dammit, R, what’s the point of being here if you aren’t listening? Would you quit that? It’s an obnoxious sound.” And Grantaire kinda closes his book like “What? At least I’m not drunk.” “What’re you doing anyways?” And E takes the sketchbook and starts flipping through it and holy shit he starts blushing like?? Excuse me? He gets to the most recent page and his face is beet red so Grantaire takes back his pad and storms out. But Enjolras follows him like; “Dude what the hell?” And Grantaire’s just like “uhhhhh” dude think about these awkward little babies “why are you drawing me???? that doesn’t make sense i’m not art ma t erial” “i really don’t get how you don’t realize how beautiful you are??” frick that’s cute and this was way longer than i was expecting it to be

Peter: *takes a swig from a flask* You want some?

Johnny: Sure. *takes a sip*

Johnny: Is this soup? What the f*ck?

enjoltaire, but coquette.

the boys & I/j

boys will be boys

Basic Lit Lesson

Most people in this fandom know exactly three lines from Euripides (Anne Carson trans.):

Pylades: I'll take care of you.

Orestes: It's rotten work.

Pylades: Not to me. Not if it's you.

Now, this is all well and good for understanding Vicky's parallelism with Orestes & Pylades, Achilles & Patroclus, and Enjolras & Grantaire and explains the dynamic well enough,

but

if we evaluate it in context, we find the good kush.

Background: A council is deciding if Orestes will be stoned to death, and things aren't looking good for him. He and Pylades have just decided to run away together.

Orestes: Beware the contagion of madness.

Enjolras: If you join me, you will die.

Pylades: Come on.

Grantaire: Vive la Republique, I am one of them.

Orestes: You won't shrink back?

Enjolras:

Pylades: A friend does not shrink back.

Grantaire:

Orestes: Then let's go.

Pylades: Let's go.

Enjolras & Grantaire:

TL;DR: Y'all're sleeping on some good content.

At the Watchtower

Kon: So then ma says "well you're not coming back into this house until you've caught every single one of them pigs"-

Tim: [clutching his coffee-mug and listening intently] without powers?

Kon: Of course! So there I am, covered in mud, and all I want is to eat some pie and go to bed-

Tim: [nodding enthusiastically while Kon continues his story]

Clark: [looks on from a distance]

Jon: [a few seats away] Did I tell you we got a new cow on the farm?

Damian: [with interest] what did you name her?

Jon: We haven't decided yet, Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but pa and I-

Damian: [earnestly interested]

Clark: [side eyes Bruce who's sitting next to him going through reports]

Clark: Hey Bruce?

Bruce: [grunts]

Clark: did I tell you we got a new cow at the farm?

Bruce: [hums noncommitally and continues reading]

Clark: [strained] Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but I think we should call her Susie and Jon-

Bruce: [sighs exasperatedly]

Clark:

Clark: [rips the reports away from Bruce with super speed]

Bruce: What the hell?

Clark: You're such a bad friend!

Bruce: what?

Clark: why am I stuck with you when my children's bat friends are so nice?!

Bruce:

Clark: Look at Tim! He's so nice! Why can't you be like that?!

Bruce: You want me to be like Tim?

Clark: Or Damian!

Bruce: [rubbing his temples] You want me to be like Damian?

Clark: I want you to listen when I talk!

Bruce: you were talking about cows

Clark: that doesn't matter!

Bruce: It matters a little

Clark: Cows are interesting!

Bruce: Cows are the opposite of interesting.

Clark: Well, I'M interesting

Bruce:

Clark: Bruce, tell me I'm interesting.

Bruce: [gets up and starts walking away]

Clark: [shouts after him] Bruce! Tell me I'm interesting!

Bruce: [walks faster]

-a week later-

Wonder Woman: Are Batman and Superman having a fight?

Flash: yeah I think so. I don't know what about though

Martian Mindhunter: I believe Batman insulted Superman's cow

Wonder Woman: I see.

Black Canary: Sometimes I wake up at night and think about the fact that they are two of the most important members of an organization that protects the world from certain annihilation and then I can't go back to sleep

Green Lantern: [feet propped on the table, throwing almonds into the air and trying to catch them in his mouth] yeah it freaks me out too

Black Canary: [glances at Green Lantern] never leave us, Diana.

Hi, new DC fan here and there’s so much romantic and sexual tension between Dick and Wally that I was really surprised to find out they aren’t canon. Like really?

i don’t take criticism but i do take tips

bruce: report, where are each of you

*silence*

bruce: alright i'm turning on your comms manually

tim: uh hullo mr wayne this is conner on tim's comm, we really think it'd be best if ya don't turn on tim's comm for an hour or so if you know what i- *off*

*comms open manually*

dick: yeah hi, how many patties can you fit on one burger? 10? is that really it or are you bullshitting me BECAUSE I KNOW YO- *off*

jason: yes you're a pretty gun. yes you are! who is my favorite gun? you are! *off*

damian: i'm going to name you batchicken

bruce: DAMIAN NO

damian: *smashes comm*

bruce: goddammit why do i do this to myself, maybe steph and cass will be better

steph: okay cass so i think the best first lesbian bar is- *off*

bruce: hi, alfred, i'm so sorry for everything

batman wayne family adventures icons!