I Visited A Puffin Colony A Few Days Ago.

Barnaby: Stop, Troy, stop. We go down the hill, Troy.

Troy: I thought we were going to Upper Warden.

Barnaby: Yeah, we are. Upper Warden is down the hill, Lower Warden is up the hill.

Troy: Well, that doesn’t make any sense.

Barnaby: Troy, this is Midsomer.

Troy: Sorry, I forgot.

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

I would love to have moth villagers they are adorabel

Merry (belated) Christmas, hoho! ☺️🎩🧩🎄

the resemblance between the brellies and their younger (or in Five’s case, older) versions AND their birth mothers is something so batshit insane to me

like holy shit, whoever cast these mfs needs a raise, now

tumblr ain’t what it used to be

The thing is: the sparrow’s are co-workers, whereas the umbrella’s are family. Yes, a disfuncional, weird, fucked up, strange family… but a family nonetheless.

i love them all dearly btw

we talk a lot about klaus, luther, and diego having no brain cells and being dumbasses but i think we failed to appreciate the absolute goddamn stupidity of allison being told multiple times that they were in a completely different timeline where nothing about their normal lives exists anymore, and then her immediately turning around and being like 'yeah but theres no reason as to why if i broke into my old house that my daughter wouldn't be there anymore right' like TF U THINK THAT MEANT