if dan leaves again for any amount of time that bleached hair will be green in seconds
guys they’re filming PINOF 11, trust
(my source is my delusions)
oh i’ve watched the big four
dan: yum yum i love ranch
dan: phil i was put on this earth by god for the sole purpose of finding you
terrible influence tour idea. leading up to the tour beginning there's a lot of wedding related hints being dropped. the phandom thinks it's a hard launch. but instead dan and phil become ordained ministers and at every show two people in the audience get married whether they want to or not. phan ships back
‘why didn’t you catch me’ my phrother in christ you thought dan was twerking when he fainted and punched a lamp
This is the face of a man who just got his boyfriend/fiance/roommate to say publicly "Fuck me Daddy"
"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure
father philip is here to bless you
he demands sacrifice
#what is he scheming #its beyond human comprehension #phan #danielhowell #he oinked for us and i’ll never recover #amazingphil #dan and phil games