Phil Loving That Picture Where Him And Dan Were Just Having Fun Taking Silly Pictures During Lockdown

god everyone talks about dan sending phil the germany shower pic but nobody talks about how FUCKING UNHINGED it is to turn on the water while standing in the shower. god this man is fucking insane he lives life on the edge in the worst ways possible

you, me, we, us

Some important phannie vocabulary and phrases (in no particular order):

Words:

Craft/Crafting

Babuse

Phouse

Phass

Ladydoor

Yap/Yapping

Protip

Bub/Bubby

Microwave

Placenta

Glabella

Slit

Llama

Susan

Whisk

Lion

Whiskers

Ribena

Phivorce

Delia Smith

Capital£ester

Uma Thurman

Melapples

Lexicon

Literally

Onomatopoeia

Phrases:

It hits different

Heart eyes Howell

Love eyes Lester

"This guy"

Hey buddy

You in London?

Hobbit hair

Something something night changes

Phil trash #1

All or nothing

Girl in Prague

Breaking the sound barrier

Hello, my name is {Dan}

Try new things

Reasons why Dan's a fail (yay)

Right in the Florida

Dip and Pip

The builders

What can I say?

Inserts:

Ph-*insert almost anything here*

*Insert literally anything here*-ussy

The *insert noun here* fic

Get the *insert noun here* out for the lads

You will get through this *insert noun here*

Please leave additional words and/or phrases in the tags and I will have them to the list! <3

Sometimes I struggle to comprehend that Phil in his really old videos when he had full dyed-black emo hair is the same person as Phil now

ty ly bb 🧡

if there are any boston or boston adjacent phannies who want to be friends let me know cuz i need some phannie friends

viewfinder vs real life

alright clowns it’s another day

🕯️🕯️dnpg🕯️🕯️

the concept of dil howlter is so funny to me because they could have very easily just made 2 sims, one to represent each of them. but instead they decided to create a character combining both of their features and call him their son constantly