i wanna be a fly on the wall in the phouse just to know what happened after phil finished the end screen and went and spoke to sore loser dan 😂
you, me, we, us
Sister Daniel and Father Philip
dan and phil will literally see any two vaguely similar things and go "omg look that's us!! that's so us!!" and they are always so right
people on dnptwt annoyed dnp called them phantwt because they don't want to be associated with crazy shippers meanwhile on tumblr phan phannie phandom, phouse happily phoever aphter phan 4 liphe gay men phannie phan
Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:
• BBL
• facelift
• prepping for going on The Masked Singer
• growing out a bad fringe
• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)
• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)
• they’re getting a divorce
•induced coma
• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us
• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.
• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)
everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song
Sometimes I struggle to comprehend that Phil in his really old videos when he had full dyed-black emo hair is the same person as Phil now
like/reblog if you're part of THE PHAGENDA
This feels like a two-part story, somehow in his quest to find money (in a sexy way) he accidentally became king