Dear Tumblr Please Stop Showing Me Pictures Of Naked Women IM GAY

How autistic people flex

Speaking of all that "record computer audio clearly with a tape cassette with this one simple trick" thing.

Typical found footage/found tapes horror protagonist comes across my cassette lying in the woods and is like "oh. What's this? Wonder what's on this" and the woods whisper in return but they brush it off as wind. Two men drop a mirror and a black cat hisses at them on the way back. The streetlight infront of their house flickers then gives out. They swear they can hear creaking somewhere in their house as they sit down, calling a buddy and cracking wise about this strange tape they found (Mainly to satisfy the human urge to share experience, but a small, subconcious part hoping to relieve brewing nerves) before hitting play. Shrek 2 but every time he says donkey it gets faster audio only

For the purposes of this poll please just stick to birth names! I'd like to do another poll for names people chose themselves later in life.

@forgetmenautical

literally

stop showing me taylor swift lyrics that's scary

Literally next time someone is offering people money to vote on tumblr ship war polls, PLEASE let me know. I am SO broke and monetary bribes WILL influence my vote more than any morals, principles, or even adherence to personal taste ever could. You have my solemn word that with the right profit incentive, I WILL vote for your random ass youtube minecraft ship hell I'd even vote for marvel. PSA - THINK OF ME NEXT TIME. #STEDEWARD 2K23 #WANGXIAN 2K23