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“Welcome to MG, Benedict Cumberbatch!”

these are for the Holland lovers

i hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: the nice guys

NOT HIM CUTTING HIS WRIST DKFJGJS

“now tell me, are you willing to find God?” “i’m trying to find amelia.” 😭

“jack, i’m fucking your dad.” HELP MEEEE

THE WAY SHE JUST STARTS CUTTING HER FOOD EVEN AFTER HE THROWS HIS WATER ON HER IS SENDING ME SO BAD

oh shit, he forgot his brass knuckles

“fine! i’m done! put a fork in me…don’t really put a fork in me!” his fists jdjfjgsm

this movie’s hilarious

jackson beat his ass and stole his apple 😭

damn, all that yoohoo went to waste

HIS DAUGHTER IS DRIVING? 😭😭

“am i a bad person?” “yes.” “just drive.” please

NOOO NOT THE FISH

“JESUS CHRIST, ONE AT A TIME!” “you took the lords name in vain.” “no i didn’t, janet. i found it very useful, actually.” SCREAMING

the bowling ball skdjfjgjdk

holland is so damn stupid 😭

“i would’ve thought your job ended with breaking my fucking arm!” “well, you know, technically it did. i’m off the clock, this is a separate situation.” lmfaooo

“how much would charge to beat up my friend janet?” CTFU

“why don’t we invite him in?” “no animals in the house, sweetheart.” 😭

“dad, there’s like whores here and stuff.” “sweetheart, how many times have i told you? don’t say ‘and stuff’, say ‘dad, there are whores here.” father of the year

“you’re a detective who can’t smell?” “yeah.” “oh, this just keeps getting better and better.” “wow, that’s really insensitive.” dkfjgjsk

HE FELL OFF THE BALCONY JFJGKDKSK i knew it was coming and yet i STILL have tears in my eyes

WHAT THE FUCK

that shit was bonkers

hmm.. not sure i believe that this lady cares about her daughter

holly definitely knows that he killed that guy

“sorry mr. march, my sister kicked us out. she’s…having a guy over.” “your sister’s such a slut.” “yeah, i know.” I CAN’T BREATHE

amelia’s crazy but i think she’s telling the truth

holland is sooo fucking stupid

A GIANT BEE DKDJGJGJS

she did all that just to die in what is quite possibly the dumbest way ever…okay.

one thing about holland march, he’s gonna fall from something high

the last like…30 minutes were amazing (as was the entire movie but that last half. wow.)

RYAN GOSLING in THE FALL GUY 2024, dir. David Leitch

my husband going off to war (he will be getting drunk, crying, falling a dozen stories and using his ass to bust glass windshields)

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