The Head Curl!!!!!

gollums loincloth is like 2 inches of toilet paper and he’s hopping around like disneys quasimodo doing acrobatics and we as an audience are narrowly spared from seeing his peepee but you cannot you CANNOT argue that sam and frodo didnt see it at least once!! they didn’t want to but they didn’t have things like camera angles to save them they probably saw gollums swinging little meat sack a hundred times and both of them just decided to never ever mention it

There is NO ‘accredited online wizard university’, that was just a tuition scam by Tonald Drunk the Orange.

If you have complaints! Don’t tell me! Just kill him.

first instance of “bear face” in recorded history by indoril nerevar in the first era

"I don't believe I would have ever seen myself saying this, but in all honesty, I love you."

Nazis just need to cease to exist

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

Get yourself somebody that can do both.

a waffle house has closed.

Sigma Document, I guess we're all gonna be Sigma from watching it??

HELP

MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

THINGS I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW: Why every fuckin trans man or nb person I know who binds is like “oh binders are the worst, you can’t breathe in them, I know someone who broke a rib once”,

And meanwhile over in historical costuming, we are fucking eating, sleeping, swordfighting, riding horses, and feeling great like this:

(credit: Jenny La Flamme, The Tudor Tailor, Verdaera)

Like is there NO overlap between people who want to bind and people who care about accurate 16th century clothing reconstruction techniques?

(I, okay, maybe it is kind of a niche interest, but…. REALLY? Anyone who’s made a boned binder, PLS SPEAK TO ME)

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