People Not Wanting To Work For Little Pay Is A Problem Which Can Actually Be Fixed Simply By Throwing

all right so here's the schedule of when dracula daily will be updated, as gleaned from the archives

please share this, it was a pain in the ass

Always cry at this quote

the bees would like to know your location

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

my indoor cat is constantly trying to get outside, and today they briefly succeeded when I was coming in. which means I got the satisfaction of seeing a manic little kitty cat running full throttle out the front doorway only to IMMEDIATELY hit the brakes looney tunes style and do a 180° warp speed back inside upon discovering themself in the midst of a pouring thunderstorm

what if unicorns are just narwhals that have shed there selkie skin huh

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

It is a relief to note that I am not the only one worried by the lack of a letter on this day

No word from my good friend Johnathan today. Given the state of affairs in his last letter I find myself quite concerned. Perhaps it is unkind of me to judge so harshly on second hand impressions but I do not like the sound of this Count Dracula fellow at all.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.