Pay Attention, Little Boy! Yes, I'm Talking To You. Don't Think I Don't See You Whispering Back There.

Pay attention, little boy! Yes, I'm talking to you. Don't think I don't see you whispering back there. Ugh, typical male... This may only be a college tour, but I am a woman and you owe me your undivided attention when I'm speaking.

That's enough back-talk! Honestly, you boys really are just big babies, aren't you? There's no point trying to reason with you. Either you settle down now and show me some respect, or I contact the matriarchal authorities and report you for toxic masculine behaviour. You know what happens then, don't you? They'll cut your ego down to size with an incontinence procedure and it'll be bye-bye boxer shorts!

Aww, what's the matter? You've gone so pale! Don't like the idea of being stuck in diapers for the rest of your life, huh? Then after this tour is over you're coming back with me to the dorm for a bit of diaper discipline, a little taste of what your life will be like unless you drop the attitude. You can spend the night peeing and pooping your pants and count yourself lucky. Now, on with the tour! On your left...