Hired Help Pt.2

@myheartinherhands

missashleerosex

I'm sorry!

"What's all that sulking, kiddo? You wanted to come to my 22th birthday party?! Are you being fucking serious??!!! I would never bring a baby with me to such a grown-up gathering. Everyone would make fun of you, and you'd be throwing a tantrum as soon as I changed your diaper in front of everyone. Well, all my friends and their boyfriends know about your special protection, hon! And they can be cruel...

What was that? Of course, idiot, Daddy is also coming! He'll join us straight after work. Imagine being him and having to choose between me, a 22yo hottie, and you, a 27yo toddler whose haiwless pwincess parts are aaall covered in piss by now. Such an easy pick, right?

No, there's no babysitter for you today! We've decided we want you to show us what a big girl you can be by staying in your crib the whole night. You already had dinner, so what's the matter? I'll even let you use your old mobile phone, so you can read those Tumblr stories you enjoy so much... Doesn't your Baby Dino plushie want sooo much to feel your desperate thrusts through the padding? I bet so.

What? Why are you crying? I can't understand your silly babbles, sweetie. What's that tantrum about?? God, you're so pathetic.

What??? Ayu-stuff hasn't published anything in more than a month???? So you won't be able to hump yourself to sleep while reading a new caption of his? HAHAHAHA well I'm very sorry, sweetie, but adults have responsibilities and they can't keep track with such horny little babies like you.

I mean, if you're such a mature, grown-up girl, you'll be able to wait a few more days for him to publish more humpy captions, right?

Right, baby? God, stop. Fucking. Crying!

I can't take this anymore. I'm locking your crib tonight and there's no phone for you anymore. You can play with the crib mobile I made especially for you by hanging my used panties over your little face, while you dream of a new Agu? Asu? Ayu? Whoever-stuff's caption. I'm sorry!"