"Don't be such a drama queen, it's fine babe. That's why they have these seat outside. I'll just call over that Big-titty Bikini Barista you were gawking at earlier, to say you've peed your pants."
"What? No! Don't do..."
"Oh, what? Now you don't want her over here? Well that's too bad, because I really want to see you squirm when she's over here, laughing her ass off at your pissy pants, with those tits of hers jiggling with every little giggle the pair of us are gonna be having.
Handover
“Yes, I found it preferable to keep him in a hogtie - I felt safer that way.” explained Officer Sandra Harlow to her colleague Janet Brady when the younger policewoman arrived to take Billy Connor, a notorious smash-and-grab artist, off her hands in order to escort him to Lafayette Pen. “You will have to walk him into your hotel, of course,” Sandra went in, “but after that you might want to get him fully chained up again. That way the hotel staff will keep an eye on him for you when you want to get refreshments or just stretch your legs.” Janet’s eyebrows raised slightly. “They do that for you?” she asked curiously. “Oh sure!” replied Sandra with a laugh. “They are great girls!”
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Now do the same to my backside and I might accept your apology.
Izzy Green
Look what I got today.
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