compilation of the human & the vampire
This took forever..but anyways-
Inspiration came from a video called Right Now, I'll Fall in Love by HoneyWorks
It matched up to a headcannon I have where Floofty grown a crush on Chandlo but then gave up on it so Snorpy could be happy which, in turn, made them cold towards other Grumpuses
And this is basically a High School AU type thing
I should do a Bugsnax school AU..
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
I spent 2 hours on this..why?
To make a joke
Extra: Moony with a gun
And now some self indulgent stuff
If Gregory Mama is gonna be such a bad mom…. Can I be Gregory Papa? Spoil the hell out of this boy? Buy him nice things and give him lots of hugs? Give him a gOOD CHILDHOOD? TO MY SON? please…….
If not then let me just… give old Gregory a million hugs. He needs em.
Man, I seriously adore Gregory. I wanna be his dad… >:’ l I’ll do everything in my power to be a gOOD DAD TO THIS PRECIOUS ANGEL…
/lays down…
It's that time again, let's check in on the island!
Coach and Rockstar Cookie are married. Oh.. did I forget to mention that in the last post? Yeah.. in the same day too.. I know the saying,"if you like it you should have put a ring on it" but like.. I think it meant something else, not just.. get hitched the moment you two fall in love-
Wanna know what's fucked up?
Sasha got invited to the wedding.
He's seething with rage..
But whatever.. they look.. happy enough..
Oh, the reason the time is weird is because when I first started I thought I could skip time like in Animal Crossing. I couldn't. And I don't wanna change it, so-
Extras: Rockstar is secretly a magical girl. Red Dress Girl even caught him attacking Coach with his magic-
Bonnie and Ashley broke up I didn't put their photo in the last post, but I guess it was all for naught.. on the plus side, Penny has a shot now :D
Did I ever say I added new islanders? No? Well I added Dee and Shantae, they're dating now. I should probably go over all the islanders I have-
(the quality is shit-) Okay from left to right, bottom to the top. Eluca, Yandere-Chan, Daisuke, Koneko-Chan, Sasha, Weirdo(My look alike), Coach, Jackie/The Mimic, Rockstar Cookie, Rinny Jax, Fat Albert, Luigi, Riba, Ashley, Byakuya, Penny, Mario, Matcha Cookie, Bonnie Glisten, Smoked Cheese Cookie, Dee, Wednesday, Mirabel Madrigal, Saiki K, Jecka, Red Dress Girl, Professor Layton, Shanate Charlie Dompler, Ginger, and Muzan
And that's all of them, up to this date (4/14/25)..
Okay back to the events
Layton stole Riba.
I expected Mario to come in all Shrek style and sweep Riba away, but noooooooo, we can't have ANYTHING nice >:(( I didn't make Riba a girl just so you can lay the pipe, Layton! I had plans. PLANS. And you ruined them! Thanks for that!
I knew giving him that Wii U was a bad idea >:(
Well.. it can't get worse right-
. . .
I'm not upset by this, actually. This is kinda cute :) It puts a wrench in my plans.. but whatever..
The one thing I'm learning from this game is that I can't come in with a plan; I should just sit back and watch what happens
.. doesn't change the fact I'm pushing Ginger and Muzan together-
Oh but no no, Byakuya couldn't help himself and decided to try and steal Shantae away from Dee..
BUT SUDDENLY.. JAX!! Oh no.. a love square!
She said no Shantae is loyal to the very end.. no matter what.
But Byakuya decided to try again and uh.. Got her a tomato. .. YOU CHEAP BITCH-
no surprise, she rejected him again. I'd be insulted too if someone tried to get me to leave my partner with a fucking tomato.. then again I'm aromantic so I wouldn't know :P
Coach had a mental relapse.. and Sasha is there to laugh at him, that's what he gets for rejecting him >:'(( No I will not get over it
Oh and I decided to see the sexuality of all my islanders
Not surprising since gay marriage is illegal in this game.. But at least Koneko is canon to her actual character
Mario and Jecka are going out now! How lovely.. thank god Nicole isn't on the island.. .. you wouldn't believe what he said to her to get her to say yes-
On the other end, Jackie has got Fat Albert a date with the mistress of despair herself Ain't Jackie just the best?
And Jax (somehow) was able to woo Eluca over..
.. Eluca I hope you know he's not that great of a guy, he'll throw you off a truck without a single care Then again you're both insane.. so it balances itself out I guess
And now to close off another post, here's some of the best musical productions (my personal top picks)
And of course, he's unappreciative
Oh and here's what Sasha looks like
I know he looks like an OWO soft boy but I have to work with what I have >:(