Day 4:Amputation

As an artist, I felt it was necessary to make that gif.

Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

Tomodachi Escapades : The Reckoning

It's that time again, let's check in on the island!

Coach and Rockstar Cookie are married. Oh.. did I forget to mention that in the last post? Yeah.. in the same day too.. I know the saying,"if you like it you should have put a ring on it" but like.. I think it meant something else, not just.. get hitched the moment you two fall in love-

Wanna know what's fucked up?

Sasha got invited to the wedding.

He's seething with rage..

But whatever.. they look.. happy enough..

Oh, the reason the time is weird is because when I first started I thought I could skip time like in Animal Crossing. I couldn't. And I don't wanna change it, so-

Extras: Rockstar is secretly a magical girl. Red Dress Girl even caught him attacking Coach with his magic-

Bonnie and Ashley broke up I didn't put their photo in the last post, but I guess it was all for naught.. on the plus side, Penny has a shot now :D

Did I ever say I added new islanders? No? Well I added Dee and Shantae, they're dating now. I should probably go over all the islanders I have-

(the quality is shit-) Okay from left to right, bottom to the top. Eluca, Yandere-Chan, Daisuke, Koneko-Chan, Sasha, Weirdo(My look alike), Coach, Jackie/The Mimic, Rockstar Cookie, Rinny Jax, Fat Albert, Luigi, Riba, Ashley, Byakuya, Penny, Mario, Matcha Cookie, Bonnie Glisten, Smoked Cheese Cookie, Dee, Wednesday, Mirabel Madrigal, Saiki K, Jecka, Red Dress Girl, Professor Layton, Shanate Charlie Dompler, Ginger, and Muzan

And that's all of them, up to this date (4/14/25)..

Okay back to the events

Layton stole Riba.

I expected Mario to come in all Shrek style and sweep Riba away, but noooooooo, we can't have ANYTHING nice >:(( I didn't make Riba a girl just so you can lay the pipe, Layton! I had plans. PLANS. And you ruined them! Thanks for that!

I knew giving him that Wii U was a bad idea >:(

Well.. it can't get worse right-

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I'm not upset by this, actually. This is kinda cute :) It puts a wrench in my plans.. but whatever..

The one thing I'm learning from this game is that I can't come in with a plan; I should just sit back and watch what happens

.. doesn't change the fact I'm pushing Ginger and Muzan together-

Oh but no no, Byakuya couldn't help himself and decided to try and steal Shantae away from Dee..

BUT SUDDENLY.. JAX!! Oh no.. a love square!

She said no Shantae is loyal to the very end.. no matter what.

But Byakuya decided to try again and uh.. Got her a tomato. .. YOU CHEAP BITCH-

no surprise, she rejected him again. I'd be insulted too if someone tried to get me to leave my partner with a fucking tomato.. then again I'm aromantic so I wouldn't know :P

Coach had a mental relapse.. and Sasha is there to laugh at him, that's what he gets for rejecting him >:'(( No I will not get over it

Oh and I decided to see the sexuality of all my islanders

Not surprising since gay marriage is illegal in this game.. But at least Koneko is canon to her actual character

Mario and Jecka are going out now! How lovely.. thank god Nicole isn't on the island.. .. you wouldn't believe what he said to her to get her to say yes-

On the other end, Jackie has got Fat Albert a date with the mistress of despair herself Ain't Jackie just the best?

And Jax (somehow) was able to woo Eluca over..

.. Eluca I hope you know he's not that great of a guy, he'll throw you off a truck without a single care Then again you're both insane.. so it balances itself out I guess

And now to close off another post, here's some of the best musical productions (my personal top picks)

Valentine's days here!

Time for ice cream, chocolate, and cey about being single

Take this card and enjoy some ice cream and Pixar movies from Fia!

theyre here to steal your lunch money

I've created siblings.

Yes. I'm brain dead.

Yes I have too much time.

Yes I'm dying

And yes. They over lay with Amly

I guess I'll explain them..woo..

Cemi:

He came to Snaktooth Island because he was dragged there by his older sister

He's not a well known icon, but he's known for his modeling gigs

He gets crushes pretty easily and gets upset when they don't like him back

Even though he looks like he would never hurt anyone, he could hurt anyone and will do it

He's really good at hiding and publicly speaking

When he first stepped on the island, he met Eggabell and fell in love with her

Then he met Triffany and fell in love with her, then Wiggle, and lastly Floofty

He doesn't like his sister because she spends time with Floofty

He doesn't like Chandlo(he got confused and thought he was dating Floofty) or Gramble because they have a thing for his crushes

He covers his left eye due to incident with a wild animal but his sister took most of the fall for him

His hut is right beside his sister's hut which is near the woods

In town, he's known as a bit of a stalker

He's relatively popular despite him acting shy which might add to his "coolness" but that's up to perceptive

Beffica made him a bracelet and he always keeps it on

Even though Lizbert's with Eggabell, Cemi doesn't hate her along with Wambus

He goes out at night to..do whatever he wants

You meet him in the desert where he's stalking helping Triffany

Charlia:

She came to Snaktooth Island because she wanted to study the snaxs and get away from the city

She took a liking towards Floofty and Snorpy since they're siblings and she just so happened to bring her younger brother with her

Her and Floofty get along due to their fascination of the bugsnax and both missing their limbs

She uses a prosthetic arm due to an incident that happened when she was younger

Amly tried stealing her arm and now Charlia always keeps it on her no matter what

You find her in the Sugerpines not near Chandlo or Snorpy but closer towards the mountain

Sometimes, she lifts Cemi into the air because he's light weight and because she thinks it's cute when he tries to get out her grasp

If someone is older then her, then she'll refer to them as a Miss, Mr, Mrs, and Mx

Snorpy fixes her arm when it's broken or just isn't working

Lizbert sometimes invites her on expeditions that way Charlia can grab some test subjects

She doesn't eat the snax, seeing them as..gross but she thinks that of anything she consumes

The experiments she does aren't harsh like Floofty's but it still involves scalpels and jars of unused parts

Besides doing experiments, she really good at sports mainly basketball and football

Dialogue in game:

Cemi:

Filbo

"He's really cool! He once complimented my fur AND gave me a high five!"

Wambus

"I don't appreciate him eyeing my wife, I don't see why Filbo thinks he's so great."

Beffica

"O M G! Cemi is like, the coolest grumpus here! I gave him a bracelet and he hasn't taken it off yet!"

Gramble

"He doesn't..like me.."

Wiggle

"Darling..he followed me for a whole day! I'm no stranger to stalkers but this is just ridiculous!"

Snorpy

"No comment."

Cromdo

"All he does is stalk people and everyone still think he's such a great guy!"

Amly

"Isn't that the stalker? Cemy right? Geez..I don't try to steal from him in case it directs his attention towards me."

Triffany

"Cemi? Oh dear..he stood at mine and Wamby's doorway and watched me sleep all night.."

Chandlo

"He assumes I'm in a relationship with Floofty and now sends me death threats.."

Floofty

"I'm confused on how him and Charlia are related."

Shelda

"Absolutely no comment on that..thing!"

Being asked about Floofty:

"I would say yes..but they haven't said anything about the love letters I sent.."

Charlia

Filbo

"She's so sweet, I would love to have an older sister like her!"

Wambus

"I'd like to know why she doesn't slap some sense into her brother, maybe then he'd stop with the stalking."

Beffica

"Eh, I don't speak to her but I do know that her and Cemi are related..I see the resemblance, but they don't act the same."

Gramble

"Oh..she's..very kind..and she drops off some bugsnax if she ever catches an extra one!"

Wiggle

"A lot less..strange then her brother, I would ask why her brothers like that, but I have a feeling she's a bit like him in a way.."

Snorpy

"Charlia's arm would always break so I would be the one to fix it for her, she's quite a fan of my work, mainly because I also have a sibling who is..different."

Cromdo

"A two bit goody-two shoes is what she is! She's just as bad as Beffica, but worse!"

Amly

"I can't stand her, she's too nice to everyone and doesn't get upset when I steal stuff from her!"

Triffany

"I'm not around her a lot, but she sure is nice to talk to when we're near!"

Chandlo

"Any friend of Snorpy, is a friend of mine. She can also can jump pretty high, she's a great opponent in basketball!"

Floofty

"A curious type, like Triffany but can hold back her joy in favor of science, if only she'd let me experiment on her."

Shelda

"Nothing evil seems to be stemming from in her..but still..avoid at all cost!"

Being asked about Floofty:

"I would..but I've seen what they do..and I rather keep my other arm.."

Meeting Cemi

"Ah! Wambus! I'm not eyeing ya wife! I swear!"

*calm down, i'm not wambus*

"Oh thank grump! I don't want to be thrown again.."

"Who are you anyways? You here to stalk too?"

*explains*

"A journalist? Did Lizbert ask you to be here..or something?"

"Whatever. I'm Cemi Bowtwist, I'm a model, you a fan?"

*Come back to town?*

"Oh no! No no no! If I go back, Wambus will rip me to shreds!"

*what did you do?*

"I..um..was watching Triffany sleep."

*that's creepy*

"Hey! Can ya blame me? She's married AND hot!"

"So no. I'm not coming back to town. Not until Wambus forgives me for my action!"

*why should he?*

"Because..he has to agree..his wife is really hot.."

*Sure I guess*

"Wowy! Thank you so much!"

*Wambus agrees as long as you stop*

"Oh great..sure..I guess.."

"Alright, who else is in town?"

*Gramble, Beffica, Filbo, and Wambus*

"Oh great..is Wiggle in town? If she's there, then I'll definitely come back!"

*Wiggle's in town*

"Yes! My girl is back! Awooo!!"

"Ha ha! Alright buddy boy, I'm-"

"Woah! Wait! I got to bring something for her! Ahh!!"

"Hey boy..can you..get me a Sweetiefly? The ones in the shape of hearts? If I give it to her, she might forget I followed her for a day.."

*gives Lovely Sweetiefly*

"Thank you so much! I guess I'll see you in town then, ciao buddy boy!"

Meeting Charlia

"Oh hiya! I haven't seen you around before..you're that journalist Miss Megafig told me about, right?"

"I knew it! But..I guess you came for no reason, Miss Megafig gone missin'..whya still here?"

*explains*

"Oh! That's rather kinda of ya!"

"They call me Charlia! Charlia Bowtwist! Nice to meet cha!"

*Come back to town?*

"Town? Well..I do miss my hut..but I'm about to make a break through! I've been testing this Strabby and learned that bugsnax don't have organs!"

"With this..I can finally figure out what bugsnax are!"

"But I need more.."

"If ya don't mind bitsy..could you get me a..oh..a Weenyworm and a Cinnasnail? If it's no trouble."

*got the worm and snail*

"Perfect! They'll do perfectly!"

"Hm..just as I expected, no organs! But that doesn't explain why they don't, maybe they're their own species? How come Miss Megafig is the only grumpus who discovered them?"

"So many unknown answers! I gotta get more info!"

"Maybe Mx Fizzlebean could help me..hey..are they in town?"

"If so..can you ask them if they're willing to help me with my studies."

*Floofty says they're gonna help*

"I always liked that grumpus...*sigh*.."

"I'm comin' back! I'll see ya in town bitsy!"

Welcome back message:

Cemi

"Hello Wiggle!"

"Oh..you.."

"I..brought you some Sweetieflies!"

"Cemi. I appreciate the thought..but this doesn't fix the fact you stalked me for a whole day!"

"I was making sure..you were safe!"

"....."

"How about a walk on the beach?"

"....."

"Hehehe.."

"......"

"I'll..just..leave them here.."

"......"

"Um..bye!"

Charlia

"Oh..hey sis."

"Baby brother! I'm so happy you're here!"

"Yeah..happy to see you too.."

"What brings you back anywho?"

"All my crushes are back and I plan to ask one out."

"I wish the best of luck to you little brother!"

"What about you?"

"Me and Mx Fizzlebean are gonna study Bugsanx again."

"Oh..well..can you hook me up with them? Tell them how cool I am?

"Sorry brother, they're just not interested in you."

"Yet."

"You really have a problem."

"No. You do."

"...."

"...."

"Well bye Ce!"

"Cya Char."

Interviews

Interviewing Cemi:

*Have time for an interview?*

"Of course, I'm always open for an interview!"

*Who are you?*

"The names Cemi Bowtwist, beginner model, lady master, and Grump City's most eligible bachelor!"

*Why come to Snaktooth Island?*

"I didn't want to come here, I had my mansion and my fame but my sister dragged me here."

"That's because you've been living under a rock. Duh."

*Thoughts on Bugsnax*

"Amazing, delicious, and will get me a lover!"

*If you're famous, shouldn't it be easy to find a lover?*

"Um..skip."

*Why did you leave town?*

"*sigh*"

"When Triffany and Wambus split, I tried going after her to see if I could romance her..and when I failed I came back and..Wambus was waiting there.."

"Safe to say I got out of there before he could land a blow."

*Maybe you should stop going after peoples wives*

"Eh.."

*Any info on Lizbert?*

"Meh..I don't really like her all that much. The only reason I involved myself with her was because she was the girlfriend of Eggabell."

*Another crush?*

"I've been single since I was a teen, give me a break."

*What happened to Lizbert?*

"Her and Eggabell had an argument and I tried getting with Eggabell before they made up but then they went missing, so sadly..I have no idea."

*That'll be it, thank you!*

"That was nice! I enjoy interviews very much!"

"I also found..this..laying around..so..here."

"Now I'm gonna try to get Floofty's attention, cya!"

*you received a strange key*

Interviewing Charlia:

*Have time for an interview?*

"I'm always open to chat about my experiments!"

*Who are you?*

"Charlia Bowtwist! Eldest of the two!"

*Two?*

"Yeah! I have a younger brother! He's the cutest thing ever!"

*Why come to Snaktooth Island?*

*Why did you want to escape?*

*Thoughts on Bugsnax?*

"They're really interesting and confusing..like..what are they really? And why is everyone interested in eating them? I know Miss Megafig said they were safe..but I don't get it.."

*Then what do you do with the Bugsnax?*

"Unlike everyone else..I study them and figure out why they change everyone's limbs, Mx Fizzlebean said if I want my arm back, I could eat one..but..I think that wouldn't work very much.."

*How did you lose your arm?*

"An accident regarding an animal when I was a kid..well..it was my brothers fault but I took most of the damage for him."

*Why did you leave town*

"I left..because the fighting was too much, I'm not new to arguments..but the screaming and constant fighting was too much to handle, so I left around when Snorpy and Mr Funkbun left."

*Any info on Lizbert?*

"Miss Megafig is really nice grumpus! She shows me the ropes of catching the snax and talks to me about personal issues, I liked speaking with her a lot!"

*What happened to Lizbert*

"I'm not sure..I was asleep when she and Eggabell went missing.."

"According to Mx Fizzlebean, they had an argument before they disappeared..so..maybe they're sorting things out on a secret part of the island!"

"That was rather quick..but fun!"

"You know..I found this earlier, here, you seem to be interested in this investigation stuff!"

*You were given a journal with a lock*

Reaction to death when and after:

Cemi

"H-Huh? Charlia..?"

"Why was I so mean to her..she..she just wanted to help me..and I shoved her away..

She didn't deserve to go..I was being a jerk..why did..those things..take her?

They knew didn't they?

About her suffering?

That's why they took her..

I need to be alone..go away.."

Charlia

"Noooooooo! Cemi no! Please grump no!! Don't..please..come back.."

"This has to be a dream..please..say it's a dream..he..he's not dead..no..

I'm a terrible big sister! I deserved to go, not him! Why take him you..you evil creatures of hell?!

Just..take me..please..I..I want to leave..please..take me..

Go away..please."

No more OCs. I can't be bothered to make more concepts..

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

⚠️FIONNA AND CAKE EPISODE 7 SPOILERS⚠️

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I’m calling it now Marshall’s nickname for Gary is “My prince” IM CALLING IT NOW >:D

♡🔪Yandere Floofty Headcanons ˖⁺ ☁⋆💌

(I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm bad at portraying characters correctly)

TW: Mentions of murder, blood, and other stuff of that sort

If Floofty grew feelings for you (which probably won't happen) they won't show that they do, instead, they'd just ask for your assistance a lot more frequently

It wouldn't be "love at first sight", it would be.. "their limbic system expanding the hypothalamus and nucleus accumbens the moment they laid their corna covered oculus' on your monstrously charming face"

At the beginning, they would be disgusted at the idea of being interested in another living thing, their science comes first before any emotional connections However.. they just fell deeper.. and deeper.. And there was no turning back.

They'd be very possessive and would constantly demand you stand right next to them at all times, or at least somewhere they can clearly see you

They would keep you out of harm's way, even if it's for the sake of science And if you show a dislike for them testing on themselves, they'll step away from the dangerous experiments and avoid experiments that involve a grumpus to test

They have no immediate reaction to you conversing with another grumpus, they would try to get you to come with them while side eyeing the other grumpus If you disagree, they'll start to suspect something is awry

If they notice you spending time with a specific grumpus for long periods of time and cutting time with them to hang out with the grumpus, they'll quickly become threatened by the other grumpus and see them as a liability

They don't immediately kill them, that would be a waste, they would rather.. erase them

When focused on the grumpus, you will see more emotion in Floofty - they will smile at you when they see you and occasionally give you compliments

Once they have everything planned, they take the grumpus somewhere to "have a talk" with them This is their favorite part, they can finally have a test subject to experiment on..

If you choose to be by yourself or spend time with someone else, Floofty will respect your decision and watch you move from the microchip they implanted into you

They're very judgy with who you choose to be around, but as long as they don't hurt you or attempt a relationship with you, they'll allow you to speak to them

While always being stone faced, they will break from that mold if you are hurt or noticeably distressed They aren't good with emotions, but they try to understand so they can comfort you

They'll purposefully kill a grumpus if they have to.. Any grumpus that tries to or has hurt you is immediately on their "No Mercy" list

When discovering their obsession for you.. they thought it could be something they can study and manipulate to their will..

Everyday they would visit you with a tiny trinket or something you had shown interest in

If you confront Floofty about your missing friends, they'll try to keep you oblivious and suggest they simply moved away, no other reason

You would have to be the one to ask Floofty out, they.. would have trouble doing it and bail last minute They won't know how to react at first but they'll be happy and kiss you

As a couple, they would insist on being by your side for anything and everything, falling in love with you all over again

If you try to leave them, well.. They won't go down without a fight.