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1 year ago
We Talk About How Walker Was Made To Percy Jackson But Can We Talk About How Leah Was Made To Annabeth

We talk about how Walker was made to Percy Jackson but can we talk about how Leah was made to Annabeth chase

Hold On Hold On Let Me Just

Hold on hold on let me just


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1 year ago

I can’t wait to watch the Percy Jackson and the Olympians tv show and realize I’ve been pronouncing everything wrong


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1 year ago

Even better, he swears in Italian under his breath when he’s frustrated and Syd thinks it’s super hot and he’s just confused when he looks over at Syd and she’s blushing bright red

At some point I need to see to Carmy speak a little Italian not a ton but enough to make Syd all flustered and not know how to react

“Oh so we speak a Italian now”

“A little”


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1 year ago

At some point I need to see to Carmy speak a little Italian not a ton but enough to make Syd all flustered and not know how to react

“Oh so we speak a Italian now”

“A little”


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1 year ago

If Richie doesn’t clock Sydcarmy before either of them do and then annoy the fuck outta the both of them until they kiss then what’s the point

If Richie Doesn’t Clock Sydcarmy Before Either Of Them Do And Then Annoy The Fuck Outta The Both Of

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1 year ago
Richie and Sydney screaming at each other over the ordering system. Onion headline: "Man Offended By Rude Female Coworker Continuing To Speak Over Him After He Clearly Interrupted Her"
Carmy looking over the Al-Anon brochures in his bedroom, late at night. Onion headline: "Local Neurotic To Undergo Invasive 32,000-Hour-Long Therapy Procedure"
Carmy and Sydney heading the brigade meeting. Onion headline: "These Time-Management Issues Will Be Easily Resolved With A Series Of Streamlined Meetings"
Carmy in his office looking agitated. He rubs at his chest and then sits down heavily. Onion headline: "So This is a Panic Attack, Eh?"
Sydney reaching for the big container of veal stock on the top shelf of the walk-in. Onion headline: "Daily Affirmation: I Don't Need Help"
Sydney and Carmy sitting out back behind the Beef, talking. Onion headline: "Employee Slowly Realizes Boss Attempting To Have Normal Conversation With Her"

The Bear as Onion Headlines | Season 1, Episode 3: Brigade

The brainrot continues. Don't worry, I already have episode 4 planned out.

Episode 1

Episode 2

1 year ago
Carmy being berated by the New York chef. Headline: "Boss Has Deft Touch for Making Employees Feel Like Shit”
Carmy falling asleep on the couch in front of the TV. Headline: “Experts Say 2 Hours of Sleep Plenty If Psychosis No Big Deal For You”
Carmy waking up from sleep-cooking to find he's set his kitchen on fire. Headline: “Man Wakes from Nightmare Relieved It Only Expression of his Real-Life Problems”
Marcus kneading dough, looking thoughtful. Headline: “I’ve Been Having Some Pretty Fucked-Up Bread Thoughts Lately”.
The health inspector handing Carmy a C grade poster. Headline: “Health Inspector Repulsed By Restaurant's Customers”
Syd and Richie in the car, Syd handing Richie a bag containing the correct caulk for their repair. Headline: “Let’s Hear it For Caulk!”

The Bear as Onion Headlines | Season 1, Episode 2: Hands

Now on the correct blog!

For the record, I think Marcus's bread thoughts are perfectly normal, it was just too good a headline not to use.

See Episode 1

1 year ago
Richie follows Carmy around the kitchen, trying to argue with him. The Onion headline reads "Man Pretty Sure He Could Run Company Into Ground Way Better Than Boss"
Carmy and Sugar share a hug. Onion headline reads "Prodigal Asshole Returns"
Tina telling Carmy he cuts vegetables like a bitch. Onion headline: "Neither Boss Nor Employee Paid Enough to Deal With Each Other"
Sydney steps into the office for the first time and smiles. Onion headline: "Job Applicant Totally Nails Interview With Person Who Will Make Life a Living Hell for Next 5 Years"
Carmy picking himself up and wincing after getting beaten up by the Ballbreaker crowd. Headline: "Average Male 4000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine"
Richie shooting into the air to stop the fight. Headline: "These Nerf Guns Really Liven Up the Office”

The Bear as Onion Headlines. Season 1, episode 1: System. Because I can't get this show out of my head, I'm planning on making sets for every episode. It's fine, I'm fine, I'm regular about it.

1 year ago
They Need To Start Paying Rent For Living In My Head 24/7
They Need To Start Paying Rent For Living In My Head 24/7
They Need To Start Paying Rent For Living In My Head 24/7
They Need To Start Paying Rent For Living In My Head 24/7
They Need To Start Paying Rent For Living In My Head 24/7
They Need To Start Paying Rent For Living In My Head 24/7

They need to start paying rent for living in my head 24/7


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1 year ago
If Not In Love Why Look At The Other Lovingly When They’re Not Looking???
If Not In Love Why Look At The Other Lovingly When They’re Not Looking???

If not in love why look at the other lovingly when they’re not looking???


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1 year ago

When you realize the revolution all started because of love. Because Peeta burnt the bread and threw it to Katniss so she wouldn’t starve to death. Because Katisss was protecting the only person in the world she was sure she loved when she volunteered as tribute. Because Peeta confessed he had been in Love with Katniss for years. Because Katniss honored Rue when she died by singing to her and surrounding her body with flowers. Because Thresh spared Katniss for protecting Rue. Because Katniss saved Peeta even though she didn’t have to. Because the star crossed lovers couldn’t die in that arena. Because Katniss only ever wanted to save Prim and keep Peeta alive. Because loving others so fiercely was seen as an act of defiance against the Capitol.

When You Realize The Revolution All Started Because Of Love. Because Peeta Burnt The Bread And Threw

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1 year ago

Busy thinking about how in The Hunger Games trilogy there is no chosen one trope and despite all the theories Prim wasn’t intentionally reaped (also because no totalitarian government with common sense would purposely nationally televise a girl with the influence to start an uprising against their oppression) Katniss Everdeen was a random face plucked from the masses of district twelve when she decided to volunteer for her sister at the reaping. She went into that arena so her little sister didn’t have to. She fought for her life again and again all whilst trying to keep Peeta alive just to find out they’d been lied to and someone had to die. So of course she was angry and of she course she said fuck you and fuck your games either we both go home or we both die and you have no victor. The Capitol obviously wasn’t thrilled when this happened and even less so when the districts saw it as an act defiance towards the Capitol and started rebelling and thus the Rebellion was sparked and soon after Katniss Everdeen became the face of it (even though she all she wanted was to save her sister and keep Peeta alive) and the Mockingjay was born. Because after all if a girl from district twelve of all of places could stand up to the Capitol what was stopping the districts from doing the same


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1 year ago
This Is 100% An Interaction They’ve Had Before
This Is 100% An Interaction They’ve Had Before

This is 100% an interaction they’ve had before

These Duos Have The Same Exact Energy To Me And I Can’t Nor Will I Ever Be Able To Explain Why
These Duos Have The Same Exact Energy To Me And I Can’t Nor Will I Ever Be Able To Explain Why

These duos have the same exact energy to me and I can’t nor will I ever be able to explain why


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1 year ago
Carmy Trying To Add Up The Costs For The Bear And Getting Corrected Multiple Times

Carmy trying to add up the costs for the bear and getting corrected multiple times


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1 year ago

Everyday I think about how The Bear has little to no promotion it’s just Sydcarmy and a pic of Jeremy Allen White that goes viral every once in awhile


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1 year ago
Oh Look It’s Them

Oh look it’s them

she let me hit because i am devastatingly sincere


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1 year ago

I need season 3 NOW

Did the official account of The Bear confirm SYDCARMY endgame!!!!!!????

Did The Official Account Of The Bear Confirm SYDCARMY Endgame!!!!!!????

I mean , come on now, folks! They LIKED this comment!!!

Did The Official Account Of The Bear Confirm SYDCARMY Endgame!!!!!!????

They're dropping clues, y'all. Can't wait to see how deflated the anti-sydcarmy army gonna be after it becomes canon.


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1 year ago

I will always love how that at no point did Percy Jackson ever have an ounce of respect for any of the gods


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1 year ago
Keep Going
Keep Going
Keep Going
Keep Going

keep going

1 year ago

LMAOO WHAT IS THIS

Real.
Real.

Real.


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1 year ago

Truly

That's It That's The Show

That's it that's the show


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